Mrs Asgbango yelled from the compound " Asgbango!!, Asgbango!!!, lazy husband, 10am and you are still in bed?"

Asgbango meanwhile was fast asleep and dreaming.
He was driving a hummer jeep in his dream, something that was impossible in reality.
He spotted the police and they stopped him accordingly.
He opened his wallet and gave the police money (bribe) sensing he would be charged for over-speeding, since he sped so much that his tyres didnt touch the road.
" You wan bribe us abi?" One police officer landed one hot slap,on Asgbango's left cheek.
He woke up to do the sign of the cross, "so it was all a dream?"

Then, bbam!! bbbam!!!, two hot real slaps landed on Asgbango's face.

He was off the bed on the floor weeping. "Now these are real slaps" he stammered

Asgbango grabbed his wife by the waist and a fight ensued.
Ellembellepuipuintangoo their only son seeing the fight quickly locked the room, stood outside and laughed uncontrollably.
Ellembellepuipuintangoo enjoyed his parents fight, as they did very often.
What excited him most was the fact that his favourite, mummy often won the fight, sometimes as early as round one.
Ellembellepuipuintangoo often ran to invite his friends around to come and entertain themselves with his parents fight. He would bet on his mother and win huge amounts of money which he spent on his girlfriend Tyki. Ellembellepuipuintangoo was 27 years and in primary 3, whilst Tyki was 8 years in primary 6.
* gbush!!, gbush!!!, gbushh!!!!* punches were being dished out and Ellembellepuipuintangoo knowing who wass suffering already was all over the ground laughing and messing alongside.
"I go wound am oo!!.i go wound am ooo "...a faint voice of someone who is likely being suffocated was heard

Neighbours trooped to the room and Asgbango wass half-dead.
Mrs Asgbango was sitting atop him and dishing out punches after punches.
Asgbango was unconscious .
Neighbours helped to remove his wife off him and he was rushed to the mortuary, even though he kept screaming "i am not deaad oo,i am not dead oo!!!". The neighbours didnt have any of those useless cries and went ahead to hand him over to the mortuary attendants.
The mortuary attendants stripped Asgbango and they pushed him into the morgue.
At this stage, Ellembellepuipuintangoo was sad and shedding tears.

watch out for part 2

Bingbagbo, longest time!

MURDERFIED : HA! WHY DEM WAN BURY AM NA?!

Asgbango meanwhile was locked up in the morgue and was officially pronounced dead.
Soon unusual loud cries and hullabaloo were heard from the morgue.
who could those be? The only people in the morgue were the corpses who cannot talk.
Now they were heard talking "come and take him away from here oo, come and take him away, he is killing us with mess...rescue us now, he will kill us oo..."
Apparently, the corpses were calling the mortuary attendants to come and get Asgbango off their midst for excessive flatulence. His flatulence in the morgue was causing the dead to talk.

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