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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by AmakaDNB(f): 10:07pm On Mar 02, 2015
Hahaha
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by chanddys(m): 10:08pm On Mar 02, 2015
Rhebekah:
A wife suspected the husband of having sex with their maid, then she sets a trap for the husband by sending the maid to the village for the week end without telling the husband.

At night, the husband told his usual story "darling i want to go and watch wrestling in the sitting room" he left. The wife silently went to the maid's room lying down on d bed naked without any light, he open the door and join her on the bed without wasting time amd without a word, he had sex with her. After the fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught u, so this is how u use to have sex with her, u will do two round and u will tell me u are tired; fifth round now and u are still demanding for more...

The gateman replied"AM SORI MADAM I DIDNT KNW U WERE the ONE" EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! She shouted,

then The husband rushed in and caught them.

if you are the man or woman, what will u do?...Dnt spoil d fun,spread it 2 ur friend n get a funny answer.


Wetin carry the husband to d room?
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by ajos145(m): 10:14pm On Mar 02, 2015
Dis is a serious matter o! 'Oro pesi je'
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by 100Cents: 10:18pm On Mar 02, 2015
Rhebekah:
A wife suspected the husband of having sex with their maid, then she sets a trap for the husband by sending the maid to the village for the week end without telling the husband.

At night, the husband told his usual story "darling i want to go and watch wrestling in the sitting room" he left. The wife silently went to the maid's room lying down on d bed naked without any light, he open the door and join her on the bed without wasting time amd without a word, he had sex with her. After the fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught u, so this is how u use to have sex with her, u will do two round and u will tell me u are tired; fifth round now and u are still demanding for more...

The gateman replied"AM SORI MADAM I DIDNT KNW U WERE the ONE" EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! She shouted,

then The husband rushed in and caught them.

if you are the man or woman, what will u do?...Dnt spoil d fun,spread it 2 ur friend n get a funny answer.

Pictures Or...
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by tallceejay(m): 10:38pm On Mar 02, 2015
Rhebekah:
A wife suspected the husband of having sex with their maid, then she sets a trap for the husband by sending the maid to the village for the week end without telling the husband.

At night, the husband told his usual story "darling i want to go and watch wrestling in the sitting room" he left. The wife silently went to the maid's room lying down on d bed naked without any light, he open the door and join her on the bed without wasting time amd without a word, he had sex with her. After the fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught u, so this is how u use to have sex with her, u will do two round and u will tell me u are tired; fifth round now and u are still demanding for more...

The gateman replied"AM SORI MADAM I DIDNT KNW U WERE the ONE" EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! She shouted,

then The husband rushed in and caught them.

if you are the man or woman, what will u do?...Dnt spoil d fun,spread it 2 ur friend n get a funny answer.

An old joke that aint funny
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by professore(m): 10:41pm On Mar 02, 2015
I wonder why these women jump into conclusion
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Sanuzi(m): 10:41pm On Mar 02, 2015
Rhebekah:
A wife suspected the husband of having sex with their maid, then she sets a trap for the husband by sending the maid to the village for the week end without telling the husband.

At night, the husband told his usual story "darling i want to go and watch wrestling in the sitting room" he left. The wife silently went to the maid's room lying down on d bed naked without any light, he open the door and join her on the bed without wasting time amd without a word, he had sex with her. After the fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught u, so this is how u use to have sex with her, u will do two round and u will tell me u are tired; fifth round now and u are still demanding for more...

The gateman replied"AM SORI MADAM I DIDNT KNW U WERE the ONE" EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! She shouted,

then The husband rushed in and caught them.

if you are the man or woman, what will u do?...Dnt spoil d fun,spread it 2 ur friend n get a funny answer.



I KNOW YOU ARE LIEING BUT JUST CONTINUE

Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Exponental(m): 10:54pm On Mar 02, 2015
old joke but same question....
doesn't a woman know wat her husband smells like?
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by owellej(m): 11:12pm On Mar 02, 2015
Husler20151:
Confusion grin cheesy grin
man pls call me wit dis number, 09023802038
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Shubbylee(m): 11:18pm On Mar 02, 2015
AmenJoan:
Abeg I will know jor, My own husband? Haba!

Your Snatch has alarm abi? u won't even know because d sex would be sweeting u and it was dark!!
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Husler20151: 11:25pm On Mar 02, 2015
owellej:
man pls call me wit dis number,

I will call you tomorrow, remove your number there
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by edo3(m): 5:16am On Mar 03, 2015
Eweh!
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by drkay11: 5:35am On Mar 03, 2015
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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Manaty2nice(m): 6:26am On Mar 03, 2015
Guys...with dirty mind wat do u see....

Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by emmabest2000(m): 10:33am On Mar 03, 2015
Rhebekah:
A wife suspected the husband of having sex with their maid, then she sets a trap for the husband by sending the maid to the village for the week end without telling the husband.

At night, the husband told his usual story "darling i want to go and watch wrestling in the sitting room" he left. The wife silently went to the maid's room lying down on d bed naked without any light, he open the door and join her on the bed without wasting time amd without a word, he had sex with her. After the fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught u, so this is how u use to have sex with her, u will do two round and u will tell me u are tired; fifth round now and u are still demanding for more...

The gateman replied"AM SORI MADAM I DIDNT KNW U WERE the ONE" EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! She shouted,

then The husband rushed in and caught them.

if you are the man or woman, what will u do?...Dnt spoil d fun,spread it 2 ur friend n get a funny answer.
LMFAO

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by vicben27(m): 11:24am On Mar 03, 2015
OkokobiOoko ;OkokobiOoko
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by captainbaroni(m): 2:37pm On Mar 03, 2015
LMAO.
VERY FUNNY

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