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Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by Nobody: 3:28pm On Mar 03, 2015
You copied my Facebook post abi. GOD GO SOON CATCH YOU. WHY CAN'T YOU BE CREATIVE FOR ONCE
Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by iamrealdeji(m): 4:30pm On Mar 03, 2015
Jesuspikin77:
word! I can remember how attached i was to chike back then. It took till jss 3 b4 i finally accepted that it was fiction
Lmao
Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by mejai(m): 4:55pm On Mar 03, 2015
isaacgravity:
......... Lol..........
Just flashed back to my primary school days. It all happened on Tuesday when our teacher taught us a very interesting topic : comparatives and superlatives.... Eg.
_Long longer longest
_Big bigger biggest
_Short shorter shortest
_Fast faster fastest... So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started ;
TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday... Let's go this way...
TEACHER: Long
PUPILS: Long longer longest
TEACHER: Big
PUPILS: Big bigger biggest
TEACHER: Short
PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest
TEACHER: Fast!
PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest
TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily) Good!
PUPILS: Good gooder goodest
TEACHER: STOP!!!
PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest
TEACHER: Chim o!
PUPILS: Chim o Chim ooer chim ooest
TEACHER : CHAI!!!!
PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest
TEACHER: OLOOO!!!
PUPILS: Olooo olololoer olololoest
Teacher Fainted!!!
Please is it our fault?
Courtesy:www.schoolnewsportal.com
bia nwokem, ochi egbugom. I don laff tire
Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by Jerryspryng: 4:56pm On Mar 03, 2015
golddeejay:
na eze dey make me laff...his head be like tuber of yam


u forget simbi, i hear say she be olosho nw
. I hear say Ali is now a yahoo boy
Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by isaacgravity(m): 5:45pm On Mar 03, 2015
Good News to All JAMBites!
---JAMB Date for 2015 UTME Exam and Timetable Released!!! See date here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/jamb-released-date-for-2015-utme-exam.html



View How to Check NYSC Senate Approved List for all Institutions here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/how-to-check-nysc-senate-approved-list.html

JCC Expels NANS Factional Executives Over Fraud and Impersonation... See details here http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/nans-factional-executives-expelled-by.html
Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by isaacgravity(m): 12:04pm On Mar 04, 2015
JAMB Candidates Arrested for Protesting against Inability to Re-print Exam Photocard... See details here http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/jamb-candidates-arrested-for-protesting.html

Student Attempts Suicide Over Failure To Gain Admission,,, See details here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/student-attempts-suicide-over-failure.html

Do Have A Wonderful day!... www.schoolnewsportal.com
Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by isaacgravity(m): 1:55pm On Mar 04, 2015
This is to inform all members of the public especially All Futoites that the Association Of Polymer And Textile Engineering Students (APOTES) have commenced her PTE week.
The social week kicked off yesterday being the 3rd day of March 2015 with an Awareness Rally which gathered a great multitude of students from all departments of FUTO.

The remaining Programmes include ;

DATE ACTIVITIES VENUE

04/03/15 Orientation PTE Lecture
For year ones See Complex

05/03/15 Old School Day ...

06/03/15 Freshers Nite! Venue will be contacted to you shortly.
We APOTES Invite you all to this very Programme!!!
Congrats to All our FRESHERS!!!

by Gravity....... www.schoolnewsportal.com
Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by lequatee(m): 10:16pm On Mar 07, 2015
GODWINGODSON:
Pls is there anyone here that knows the writer of Ralia the Sugar Girl

sure! that's a book by my then favourite author - kola Onadipe. Hahaha, Ayawa the witch and her b**bs like ...*clears throat*
FYI, Old Roger now sells mangoes .
#just saying.

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Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by ipain: 1:23pm On Mar 13, 2015
SELENAqueensy:


Am not ignoring your pm... I can't remember my email password
hmmm That means you don't use your email often. Could you create another email and let me know?
Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by Royaltriplee: 9:55pm On Mar 16, 2015
OP,what about Ali and omo,are they still fetching water ?(Ali and omo went to fetch water, Ali saw a bird flying,i know a story about a bird said Ali.One day, a bird asked his mother for some money ...................................... i rep Rao international nursery/primary school calabar.
Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by VICatta94: 12:44pm On Apr 06, 2015
Hmmmmm nawa for this room oh why una de let me flashback to my elementary school days. Well although am currently working with those characters in new foundland. That was interesting moment of skul days because i was the best reader in my time. I started edet in calaber with good fluency
Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by isaacgravity(m): 8:13am On Sep 02, 2015
IMSU Post-UTME Candidates Advised To Re-Print Their Photocard... See How To Re-Print Here>>>> http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/09/imsu-post-utme-candidates-advised-to-re.html

WAEC GCE (Nov/Dec) 2015/2016 Exam Timetable Released... >>>> http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/09/waec-gce-novdec-2016-exam-timetable.html?m=1
SEE SCHOOLS THAT HAVE RELEASE THEIR POST-UTME SCREENING RESULT @>>>> WWW.SCHOOLNEWSPORTAL.COM

Do Have A Wonderful Day!!
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Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by isaacgravity(m): 6:43pm On Oct 17, 2015
BREAKING NEWS >>>>>
Imo State Polytechnic Releases 2015/2016 Supplementary Admission Screening Results >>> http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/10/imo-state-polytechnic-post-utme.html?m=1

UNIBEN Direct Entry 2015/2016 Screening Results Released >>>> http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/10/uniben-releases-20152016-direct-entry.html?m=1

7 NYSC Corps Members To Repeat Service Year, 20 Others Get Extension In Akwa Ibom State,,,, See Details >>>> http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/10/seven-corps-members-in-2014-batch-c.html?m=1
Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by isaacgravity(m): 9:43pm On Nov 20, 2015
FUTO Supplementary Admission Exercise 2015/2016 Application Announced >>>> http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/11/futo-supplementary-admission-exercise.html

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