I get a few mails from regular and not so regular users and some of them just crack me up. Please bear in mind that these are ACTUAL mails, nothing made up. Are they sent to just me or do other people receive such?

Hi, i saw ur profile on Nairaland, like to be your phone pal friend.send me your contact or text or call me on 0803xxxxxxx. don't be anoyed are u related to the devil?

Hello,

Best compliment of the season. I'm Oxx Kxx by name, a free citizen of Nigeria (Imo State to be presides). I am based in Benin Republic and member of Nairaland. I am single for now. You sounds interesting in most of your thread. I promise to let you have your freedom so long as you assure me maximium respect and feel me with passion. I will like to know you the more. I can be reached at : +229 xx xx xx xx
I have visited most countries in the past and many more countries to be visited in the nearest future.

Hope to hear from you soonest.

Hello, i see ur profile in narialand, please i need money to finish my school off, can u help?

hi, i lives and works in america, i need a wife urgently, can you be off utmost assistance. i promise you greencard.

I'm sure there's more lying around somewhere.

Hello, i see ur profile in narialand, please i need money to finish my school off, can u help?

Spiked please do help ^{that might be my girlfriend}

lol @ post/thread
i've had a few share of those as well

Babe,

so i'm not alone

well what can i say,
Mehn these are really cracking mails!!

Ben20001:

Spiked please do help ^{that might be my girlfriend}

LOL! So your girlfriend wants to "finish off her school" or finish school?

jay bee:

lol @ post/thread
i've had a few share of those as well

Post them! [size=5pt]_{But please names to protect their identities.}[/size]

Tgirl4real:

Babe,

so i'm not alone

Nope babes, you are not alone.

@ grizz

Hello, i see ur profile in narialand, please i need money to finish my school off, can u help?"

Hi, i saw ur profile on Nairaland, like to be your phone pal friend.send me your contact or text or call me on 0803xxxxxxx. don't be anoyed are u related to the devil?

hi, i lives and works in america, i need a wife urgently, can you be off utmost assistance. i promise you greencard."

these one r just 2 funny cant stop laughing oo

Hello Dear,
How are you today my name is miss x,
iam a yung lady i saw your profile today at(narialand.com)
and i became intrested in you,i will also like to know you  more,
I hope you will be the true loving, honest, trutfull,
God faring,trustworld,sincere, and caring man,
that I have been looking for,
And I have something special to tell you about myself,
So please reply me now so that I will send you my  picture and
tell you what i want to tell you about my self.
God bless you,

yours love x.

jay bee:

Hello Dear,
How are you today my name is miss x,
iam a yung lady i saw your profile today at(narialand.com)
and i became intrested in you,i will also like to know you  more,
I hope you will be the true loving, honest, trutfull,
God faring,trustworld,sincere, and caring man,
that I have been looking for,
And I have something special to tell you about myself,
So please reply me now so that I will send you my  picture and
tell you what i want to tell you about my self.
God bless you,

yours love x.

Ha ha ha ha!
I got this one too this morning. I replied by saying I am what "she" is looking for but we would have to buy me a p enis in the course of our relationship.

Jennifer?

U should go for this babe o jaybee

This is true loff  

jay bee:

Jennifer?

Yep.

Heck before the excitement starts pouring over, brothers get such mails from supposedly female members of nl too. I always ignore them cos they all sound like one 419 deal or the other anyways

spikedcylinder:

Ha ha ha ha!
I got this one too this morning. I replied by saying I am what "she" is looking for but we would have to buy me a p enis in the course of our relationship.

lol

Na wa o mods, una can beef me and my letters ehn. You have moved this one? Is it not romantic enough. I know its you iice.

~Sissy~:

lol

Abi was it you sef?

spikedcylinder:



Abi was it you sef?

Spiked, you don dey predict.
I've told you it's my girlfriend, you still dey predict

hi, i lives and works in america, i need a wife urgently, can you be off utmost assistance. i promise you greencard

for a supposed americana wt greencard,dis engrish is terrible


christtt

amebo no.1:

for a supposed americana wt greencard,this engrish is terrible


christtt

No mind the yeye cow. "I promise you green card". Inyama!

ive had some MSN friends requests from women.
i think say na only guys dey do that kind thing.

Power don change hands