Jose Mourinho has the
film star looks

Chelsea –The
Untouchables
Jose Mourinho’s boys
think they own the
place but they’ve got a
winning formula.

Manchester City –
Almost Famous
It looks like everyone’s
favourite Manchester
club will be the
bridesmaids this time
around.

Arsenal – Groundhog
Day
They’ll finish fourth and
probably win the FA
Cup.

Manchester United –
The Hangover Part 2
Louis van Gaal is doing
no better than David
Moyes at replacing Sir
Alex Ferguson.

Liverpool – The
Nightmare Before
Christmas
Post Luis Suarez, the
Reds are finally back on
track.

Southampton – The
Departed
Everyone left in the
summer but this has
been no horror film.

Tottenham Hotspur –
Citizen Kane
With no sign of Sally it’s
all about Harry.

Swansea City –
Bulletproof Monk
Many thought Garry
would be the first boss
to go but the young
gaffer is still going
strong.

Stoke City –
Inglorious Basterds
Mot much glory here
and Stoke are, well, still
Stoke.

West Ham – Out of
Africa
Alex Song retired and
Diafra Sakho pulled a
sickie to escape the Cup
of Nations.

Newcastle United –
An Inconvenient
Truth
The Toon Army
wanted Alan Pardew
out. He left. They are
still crap.

Crystal Palace – The
Return of the King
The silver haired wizard
has made quite a big
impression on his return
to Selhurst Park.

West Brom – The
Great Escape
Things looked pretty
bad under Alan Irvine
but Tony Pulis has got
the Baggies digging their
way out.

Everton – EuroTrip
Like this dull teen movie
the Toffees’ season
has had few laughs.
Steve Bruce is doing
great work at Hull City

Hull City – The
Elephant Man
Steve Bruce is still in
charge.

Sunderland – Mr
Turner
With 14 stalemates
already this term the
Black Cats have been
doing plenty of drawing.

Aston Villa – Titanic
There is no evidence
Paul Lambert painted
Christian Benteke like
one of his French girls
but Villa fans have that
sinking feeling.

QPR – Downfall
An aging dictator fell on
his sword and limped
off towards the
operating table.

Burnley – Fight Club
The first rule about
Burnley is you don’t talk
about Burnley.

Leicester – Gravity
At the King Power no
one can hear you
scream.

Beautiful!!
I love that Man.Utd part with the picture. Its really hangover time for we, United supporters also.