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Crack Ya Ribs by franzis(m): 1:08am On Mar 06, 2015
Mary: Dad, this is my boyfriend Christopher from warri.
John: Ok, please get me a glass of water. I wanna talk to this young man
Mary: Ok daddy
John: Hmmm [clearing his throat] Young man..what are your intentions?
Chris: I love your daughter and I wanna be with her until we die.
John: are you working?
Chris: No, I just got out from prison on Friday but I'll look for a job
John: WHAT? Young man, you wanna be with my daughter with your stupid criminal records? NEVER! What did you do?
Chris: I killed my last prospective father in-law because he didn't want me to marry his daughter.
John: Welcome to the family Son.
Re: Crack Ya Ribs by Nobody: 2:52am On Mar 06, 2015
abi oti welcome ni

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