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Unemployment Wahala by Shiningmama(f): 3:49pm On Mar 06, 2015
A graduate in Biology from University of Benin was having
difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the
daily
newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla,
which
had been tourists attraction has died so they needed
someone
to dress up & pretend as gorilla.
The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was
OK,
he accepted the job. The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin &
entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his
chest & roared like gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin & started moving
Around the zoo again & mistakenly entered another cage and found
himself staring at a lion.
The lion roared & rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla & started shouting like human, "Help! Help!"
The lion leaped onto him,knocked him to the ground & whispered in his ear "sodiq" it's me lekan, ur course mate.
Shut up or we'll both lose our job

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