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Why I'm Divorcing! by lecturerdabo(m): 8:34am On Mar 10, 2015
Pls I'm here to announce that I'm divorcing my wife!

Pls b4 U preach to me on Y a pastor should not divorce his wife, rememba I'm not the first! In fact som ve divorced twice already!!

Women wit all due respect ar sooo ...

This woman's own is too much! Here are some of her offences in no particular order;

Yestaday I came back and saw her drinking coke wit another man's name on it! Let her go wt the man!!
2. I called her line today she picked immediately -dat inpatients I can't marry an impatient wife!!
3. Every1 is talking about bird flu yet she kept cooking chicken
4.she abreviats her text meaning she wants my children to be short! It cnt happen!
5. I wz in church yestaday, she killd my battery wit 20 mixd calls! I'm afraid so she don't kill me Habah!
6. She know I'm PDP bt I met her sweeping my room wit a broom- anti
party activity!
7. She doesn't pay tithe! Ah ah if she can cheat God,who am I?

I even met her dancing Timaya's dem papa, dem mama! Whose parents is she insulting?

Her ringing tone sings "I don koloooh, make una hold me oh" can't we see my kids are not safe?$

I always send her recharge bt she neva calls until she finish loading it! what an ingrate!!

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Re: Why I'm Divorcing! by bunmioguns(m): 8:37am On Mar 10, 2015
grin grin... ayaf die

I also approve of your divorce

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Re: Why I'm Divorcing! by LifeIsGuhd(f): 8:40am On Mar 10, 2015
grin Yes, You should divorce her instanta

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Re: Why I'm Divorcing! by adanduka: 8:42am On Mar 10, 2015
People divorce on funnier and flimsier reasons.grin
Please bear with her cry

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Re: Why I'm Divorcing! by lovat(m): 8:42am On Mar 10, 2015
Divorce that APC woman, she doesn't deserve to live in same roof with you, one day you might see her sniffing Tinubu mouth.

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Re: Why I'm Divorcing! by lecturerdabo(m): 3:19pm On Mar 10, 2015
bunmioguns:
grin grin... ayaf die

I also approve of your divorce

Tnx harlot!

no!

I mean alot
Re: Why I'm Divorcing! by lecturerdabo(m): 3:21pm On Mar 10, 2015
LifeIsGuhd:
grin Yes, You should divorce her instanta

pls can u help me wit the regal fees my rawyer is tlying to flustate my effort!
Re: Why I'm Divorcing! by lecturerdabo(m): 3:24pm On Mar 10, 2015
adanduka:
People divorce on funnier and flimsier reasons.grin
Please bear with her cry

u ar the only darliing here no wonder u be ada!
Re: Why I'm Divorcing! by lecturerdabo(m): 3:26pm On Mar 10, 2015
lovat:
Divorce that APC woman, she doesn't deserve to live in same roof with you, one day you might see her sniffing Tinubu mouth.

lovat!

lovat!!

lovat, this is exactly the name i saw on that bottle of coke!!!

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