helphelp:


Not lust per say, but the look is more or less like a look of "can I at least touch it"

*Shakes head* .... Kai these men en?.. You read her mind ba? We both ( me& you) know what you have up in your sleeves and about to go down in weeks to come, shuo

diaris goduoo, diaris godu oo oga, fear God. Okay na.
Pack your dirty eyes and thots commot for another woman's panties and face front , you have your own. Remain content with her Biko.

These men ehn, chai. "Can I touch wetin"

These is how most of Y'all start your rubish, just take it elsewhere abeg, not her friend. RUBISH

iamrealdeji:
She saw your big gbola and likes to hold it in her hands,so what,if you're interested,go for her but if you ain't,ignore her,but you're interested in phuckin her and that's why you're telling us

OP's twin

dovelike:
What is John Thomas?

Apostles of jesu.

I eventually told my wife, and she insists I apologise to her when next Cynthia comes around. Told me to say it exactly like this "Baby so sorry, there was a time I opened the door unclad and Cynthia mistakenly saw my John Thomas" and she will reply "When did this happen? Oh well, it's OK, mistake do happen. Cynthia sorry about everything "

How easy was that...!!

helphelp:
I eventually told my wife, and she insists I apologise to her when next Cynthia comes around. Told me to say it exactly like this "Baby so sorry, there was a time I opened the door unclad and Cynthia mistakenly saw my John Thomas" and she will reply "When did this happen? Oh well, it's OK, mistake do happen. Cynthia sorry about everything "

How easy was that...!!

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brito:





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rod of correction ni joor

dovelike:
What is John Thomas?

kanmifad:
rod of correction ni joor

Gbayi

I don tok am gbayi ... Your website no fit open o ... More important things to tend to, na Kpata una dey chase.

Making such a big deal out of nothing. Everything must be an issue. Maybe soon you'll discuss with your wife before you fart.



Nonsense.

Mtcheeeeew.

5minsmadness:
Making such a big deal out of nothing. Everything must be an issue. Maybe soon you'll discuss with your wife before you fart.



Nonsense.

Mtcheeeeew.

Lol, the story is obviously made up... still, that doesn't negate the fact that women are obsessed with looking at random d1ck

5minsmadness:
Making such a big deal out of nothing. Everything must be an issue. Maybe soon you'll discuss with your wife before you fart.



Nonsense.

Mtcheeeeew.

Your name says it all...But 5mins don pass na

Story for the gods

Guess yo' wife's friend isn't fine enough...

crackhaus:

Lol, the story is obviously made up... still, that doesn't negate the fact that women are obsessed with looking at random d1ck

My gf's younger sister came to spend the weekend in our place. One morning I mistakenly walked in on her while she was in the bathroom. Babe was butt na. ked. I excused myself and life went on.

You don't need to create a drama series for every little thing. What's he telling the wife for?

5minsmadness:

My gf's younger sister came to spend the weekend in our place. One morning I mistakenly walked in on her while she was in the bathroom. Babe was butt na. ked. I excused myself and life went on.

You don't need to create a drama series for every little thing. What's he telling the wife for?

And you call that little thing...

How old is your girlfriend's sister..

helphelp:


And you call that little thing...

How old is your girlfriend's sister..

21 in july

Na only you get JT?
Abi is it gold-plated?

Abeg post am make we see wetin you start thread to make noise about?

Shior!

KanwuliaJara:
Na only you get JT?
Abi is it gold-plated?

Abeg post am make we see wetin you start thread to make noise about?

Shior!

16 carat diamond shiny dick

5minsmadness:

21 in july

Over ripe

helphelp:


Over ripe

It's not every naked woman you see that you just start thinking of sleeping with her.

I have slept in a room with 4chicks before, all corpers, none of them my girlfriend at the time, all in their nightwears. A man has got to have self control, that way you command more respect among the ladies.


I may have had an affair with two or three of them much much much later but that's way beside the point.

5minsmadness:

It's not every naked woman you see that you just start thinking of sleeping with her.

I have slept in a room with 4chicks before, all corpers, none of them my girlfriend at the time, all in their nightwears. A man has got to have self control, that way you command more respect among the ladies.


I may have had an affair with two or three of them much much much later but that's way beside the point.

Boil catch you for D....lmao

helphelp:
Ok, just so not to bore you guys.

I normally do not walk around unclad in my house(using style to make reference to one story about a man blah blah that walks unclad, that made front page some time ago).

But unfortunately on this day, I had just showered, dried up my body and hung my towel, then "knock knock" I heard the door. Knowing fully well only my wife could have knocked our kitchen door, every other visitor goes through the sitting room door.

Without thinking twice, I ran unclad to the door, and opened the door, to my utmost surprise there was Cynthia(not real name) staring at my John Thomas(she no even blink or commot face)..then I heard "has he opened the door" my wife's voice. Sharply, I ran to the room to at least use towel to cover the unfortunate thing wey wan cause wahala for me and my wife.

Oh well, I didn't bother to tell my wife, her friend didn't too, because she must have raised the issue if she had.

There's this stare and look though her friend gives me whenever she comes around now. Trust me, I won't f**k her, if that's what y'all are thinking..Love my family too much to allow that hinder our happiness.

If you were in my shoes what would you do? If you were in Cynthia's shoes what would you do.

Honest answers please, although I am not worried one bit

Edited : I eventually told my wife, and she insists I apologise to her when next Cynthia comes around. Told me to say it exactly like this "Baby so sorry, there was a time I opened the door unclad and Cynthia mistakenly saw my John Thomas" and she will reply "When did this happen? Oh well, it's OK, mistake do happen. Cynthia sorry about everything "

How easy was that...!!

You got a smart wife!!!

5minsmadness:

It's not every naked woman you see that you just start thinking of sleeping with her.

I have slept in a room with 4chicks before, all corpers, none of them my girlfriend at the time, all in their nightwears. A man has got to have self control, that way you command more respect among the ladies.


I may have had an affair with two or three of them much much much later but that's way beside the point.

Lmao

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helphelp:


Edited : I eventually told my wife, and she insists I apologise to her when next Cynthia comes around. Told me to say it exactly like this "Baby so sorry, there was a time I opened the door unclad and Cynthia mistakenly saw my John Thomas" and she will reply "When did this happen? Oh well, it's OK, mistake do happen. Cynthia sorry about everything "

How easy was that...!!

Your wife na real badoo...

She wants to destroy ANY seed of 'conspiracy' germinating in Cythia's head .

Cynthia will now feel that gist of any attempt she makes will be passed on to madam.

Women...such innocent-looking Machiavellian, chess-masters!