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American Child Behaves Like A Yoruba Mother / Different Types Of Slap From A Typical Yoruba Mother (2) (3) (4)

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Yoruba Mother by babatgtr: 2:40pm On Mar 12, 2015
Yoruba mothers are one of the best when it comes
to child upbringing. Yoruba mothers produce the
best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU,
IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These
slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATIwill make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins
onthe spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will
make you expose those who committed the crime
with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will
make you pee in your new pants. And apart from
IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is
IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll
lose balance and your head will go into "auto-
search"asyou'll be looking for what hit you. Oh!!!
IGBAJU OLOYI... It can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF,DUMB and DAFT). You'll be told 'let's go
home' and you'll say 'its in my pocket'... LOL !!!
GOD bless our parents for the good upbringing. If
you were brought-up in yoruba land,regardlessof
how caring your mother was, you would have
encountered these slaps..... let d fun continue. lolz
Re: Yoruba Mother by odeku457(m): 4:42pm On Mar 12, 2015
Hahahahahahaha... Op you a so so funny.

This described child Upbringing help shape/mold me and worked a lo while growing up and thank God for My life today.

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