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| I Will Scatter Your Ribs by amsoslim(m): 5:56pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Hope dis wnt crack ur ribs d more, Easy: ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time? ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules! They don't wait for their turn in anything! They are completely reckless! (Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven a living hell since they got here. GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil). Hello.. SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. Ten minutes later: GOD: Hello Lucifer. SATAN: Ur worship my father! I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. An hour later: SATAN: Hello? GOD: What's going on over there? SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell! (He stammers), they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners!.... |
| Re: I Will Scatter Your Ribs by xpac01(m): 6:29pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Lol. |
| Re: I Will Scatter Your Ribs by blessedapple: 7:02pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Which means Nigerians are really made in the likeness of GOD himself. Goo one. Thumbs up. |
| Re: I Will Scatter Your Ribs by pinkycute(f): 7:12pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Am cracky out loud here  Lolzzzzz.... |
| Re: I Will Scatter Your Ribs by amsoslim(m): 9:40pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Nah I already said I was gonna scatter ya ribs ....I dnt want dem cracked buh scattered in piece |
| Re: I Will Scatter Your Ribs by Chigold101(m): 5:52am On Mar 14, 2015 |
I no fit laugh anymore |
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