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I Will Scatter Your Ribs by amsoslim(m): 5:56pm On Mar 13, 2015
Hope dis wnt crack ur ribs d more, Easy:
ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these
Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: What have they done this
time?
ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen
to instructions! They don't
obey traffic rules! They don't wait for
their turn in anything!
They are completely reckless!
(Exasperated) In fact they have
made heaven a living hell since they got
here.
GOD: Then we better send them to
hell!
(Calls the Devil). Hello..
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later. There's
an issue I'm trying to
resolve.
Ten minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: Ur worship my father! I'll call you back. The issue has
turned into a crisis.
An hour later:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me
in hell! (He stammers),
they... they... they have quenched
the
fire in hell and installed
air conditioners!....
Re: I Will Scatter Your Ribs by xpac01(m): 6:29pm On Mar 13, 2015
Lol.
Re: I Will Scatter Your Ribs by blessedapple: 7:02pm On Mar 13, 2015
Which means Nigerians are really made in the likeness of GOD himself.

Goo one. Thumbs up.
Re: I Will Scatter Your Ribs by pinkycute(f): 7:12pm On Mar 13, 2015
Am cracky out loud here grin grin
Lolzzzzz....
Re: I Will Scatter Your Ribs by amsoslim(m): 9:40pm On Mar 13, 2015
Nah I already said I was gonna scatter ya ribs ....I dnt want dem cracked buh scattered in piece
Re: I Will Scatter Your Ribs by Chigold101(m): 5:52am On Mar 14, 2015
I no fit laugh anymore

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