Akpos walked into the class with a black eye
TEACHER: what's wrong?
AKPOS: my house is very small.me,my mum and dad sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks,"akpos,are u asleep?" then i say no and he slaps my face and gives me a black eye.
TEACHER: tonight when ur dad asks again,keep dead quiet and dont answer.
The following morning,akpos comes back with a severe black eye again.
TEACHER: my goodness! Why the black eye again?
AKPOS: dad asked me again,akpos are u sleeping? And i shut up and dont say anything.next thing i know,my mum nd dad started moving at the same time mum wass breathing erratically,kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hynea on the bed.then dad asked mum,are u cuming? Mum said 'yes i am coming'. 'Are u coming too?' Dad answered 'yes'. They dont usually go anywhere without me so i said, "wait for me,i'm coming too!!"