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4 Funny Facts About Nigeria by Cyb3rhack3r: 10:24am On Mar 16, 2015
95 Percent Of Nigerians Don't Check Expiring Dates

This One Is So True.. That Food Item or Drink You
Took In A Bar Did You Check The Expiring Date. The
Only Time They'll Check It Is If The Drink Or Snack
Tastes Strange. Some guys would still continue eating
after seeing that it's expired .



There Are Churches In 9 Out Of Every Street In
Southern Nigeria

I don't know about the North since I reside in the
South.. Almost Every Street Has A Church.. Even Those
That'll Use Roofing Sheets "Batcher" to construct their
Church. Even At That, In the street only few people are
Holy...


Most Nigerians Sing Songs They Don't Know The
Meaning..


The Main Cause Of This Problem Are The Yoruba
Musicians ;Wizkid And The Rest.. I once heard One Of
My Friends singing " Emi li asiwere, fi mi nikan" which I
know means " I am Mad, Leave Me Alone"..
Churches Are Not Left Out. Someone Who Hasn't Seen
The Four Walls Of Igbo Land Would Come Out And Say
" Chukwu Idi Mma, Nara Ekele Eji Eli mo " (God You
Are Good, Accept The Praise For My Burial"wink


Every Nigerian Boarding School Has It's Special
Language (slangs)


Every Nigerian Would Testify To This.. I remember back
in Secondary School.. We had Slangs Like
SAP (STOMACH ADJUSTMENT PROGRAM) the most
common slang
Blaze - Steal
Raid - Steal
Nance - Escape
Warsh - S*X
Vope - Flog

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Re: 4 Funny Facts About Nigeria by Eastherbunny(m): 10:39am On Mar 16, 2015
Hahahahah so funny so true.
Re: 4 Funny Facts About Nigeria by Nostradamus: 10:43am On Mar 16, 2015
5),ordinary stealing,nigerians always call it corruption.

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