That was how AKPOS pressed the bosom of a
Female
Journalist that had the Badge "PRESS" on her
chest
TEACHER:Can U see God?.. AKPOS :
No..TEACHER:Then tere
is no God.. AKPOS: Sir can U see ur
brain?..TEACHER: No..
AKPOS: So u have no Brain
In an English exam, an Essay asked 'What is
laziness'?..
Akpos left 6 pages blank & wrote in the end –
THIS IS
LAZINESS
DOC AKPOS: U look terribly exhausted, re u
having meals 3
times a day as I advised?.. EKAETTE: Doctor, I
thot u said 3
males a day
DOC: Do u do enough exercise?.. AKPOS: yes, I
play Futball
& Tennis daily.. DOC: Ow long do u play?..
AKPOS: Until my
Phone Bat3 empties
OCHUKO: Akpos why is ur password
'ajascoalincojamespepeye'?.. AKPOS: They said
it has to be
up to4 characters
PAPA AKPOS: U know, our Son got his brain
from me..
MAMA AKPOS: Ithink he did , I still got mine with
me
OCHUKO: 2day's my GF's bday, watGift can I
give her?..
AKPOS: Ow does she look?.. OCHUKO: Gorgeous
& s*xy..
AKPOS: Give her my number