EXPENSIVE VS CHEAP You buy a
scotch-egg for N500, I buy an egg-
roll for
N50. They both have the same size
of egg inside. You buy a pack of Five
Alive for N300, I buy an orange,
a mango and a pineapple for just
N80. And yet mine
own is more natural. NEPA comes to
your home and cut your power, you
pay
N2000 for reconnection fee. I wait till
the night time to
call an electrician and I pay him just
N200 to reconnect
my wires. We will both have the
same kind of light. You pay N5,000
to go watch a P.Square show, I buy
the
pirated CD for N100 to watch and
sing along. It is the
same enjoyment we are getting. You
pay N1000 to watch a movie at the
cinema and
also buy a cup of popcorn for N500.
I go to the market
to buy a 20-in-1 DVD for just N200,
buy popcorn for just
N50 close to my house. I get to see
19 more movies for
less amount, while you get to see
just one movie for
more amount. You buy a bottle of
Red Bull for N1000 to become very
active, I buy a small bottle of Paraga
for just N20 and
I'm super active. You fix on your
head Brazilian hair worth N100,000, I
buy Xpression attachment for just
N350. And I'm still
More Beautiful and sexy than you
are. The worst thing
is guys can't even spot the
difference. You pay N10,000 to enter
a club at Victoria Island and
you also buy a bottle of Hennessey
for N80,000, I enter
joint in my area for free and buy a
bottle of Alomo for
just N200. We still both get high at
the same level. You pay N11,000
DSTV subscription to watch matches,
I pay just N50 to watch the same
matches at a viewing
centre. You buy BB Porsche for
N250,000, I buy a BB Storm for
just N15,000. And we both do the
same pinging and
calling. You can add yours in the box
below.....................

U spend #20000 on shopping at a boutique.but me,I just use #4000 at aswani and okrika market yet I buy more quality and quantity of clothes

500 insecticide and Otapiapia 50,na dsame work dem go do. Infact tapia kill pass.

They say to whom much is given much is expected and vice versa,but the write ups are funny and true though especially the girls hair part