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Plane fact report: Jan 16th 2009, flooded in Hudson river

Jan 17th 2009: shipped to Nigeria

Newest Arrival:

Clean Boeing 787 air plane for sale. Fully loaded, no scratches , 06 model, 100 cylinders, leather seats, 50K miles,  well maintained, Non accidented, navigation, air bags, keyless entry, alloyed wheels.

Price: N5.2M last

Arriving soon. Deposit accepted.

i need 10 please!

i need 10 please!

You meanam?. I can supply 100 sef. I will send you email.

Thank you my brother
I wan start airline bizness

sosoliso will definitely purchase it off you

I also sell private jets.

^^^ Paper ones?

Siena:

^^^ Paper ones?

Maybe plastic ones !

is it full options?

leather seats
abs
power steering
steering wheel controls
cd player
reverse sensors
DRL (daytime running lights)
HD lights

vin number please!

Area_boy:

is it full options?

leather seats
abs
power steering
steering wheel controls
cd player
reverse sensors
DRL (daytime running lights)
HD lights

You forgot to include Power Windows
and also, is it v6?
lol.

Igwe1, help us crosscheck the VIN pls

Dizzybizzy:

Igwe1, help us crosscheck the VIN pls

Actually, I did after he sent the VIN to my e-mail but carfax and autocheck were unable to run the history owing that it has over 17^{171717171717171717171717171717171717171717171717171717171717171717171717} alphanumeric letters.

Guys make una chill out. Why I posted this AD is because the way Nigerians dey take bring lemon cars home for sale, I wont be surprised if they bring that airbus that swam the Hudson river back home soon. I am sure all the domestic airlines are now bidding for the lemon plane.

Aloy.Emeka:

Guys make una chill out. Why I posted this AD is because the way Nigerians dey take bring lemon cars home for sale, I wont be surprised if they bring that airbus that swam the Hudson river back home soon.  I am sure all the domestic airlines are now bidding for the lemon plane.

If this is supposed to be funny - then you have done nothing to rubihs yourself and made it clear that you reason like a fish.

is it full options?

leather seats
abs
power steering
steering wheel controls
cd player
reverse sensors
DRL (daytime running lights)
HD lights

Everything including wine coolers, smoking section, stripper dancing pole, HDtv's, smoked rear lamps etc. rush now because 5 people just called me this morning to make their deposit. Na first come first serveoooo.


I also have pastor's discount in case you are a pastor looking to purchase a private plane.

Aloy.Emeka:

Plane fact report: Jan 16th 2009, flooded in Hudson river

Jan 17th 2009: shipped to Nigeria

Newest Arrival:

Clean Boeing 787 air plane for sale. Fully loaded, no scratches , 06 model, 100 cylinders, leather seats, 50K miles,  well maintained, Non accidented, navigation, air bags, keyless entry, alloyed wheels.

Price: N5.2M last

Arriving soon. Deposit accepted.

Boeing  747 is about $250m my friends

To be honest 747 is the best as far as I know, this is why I fly British airways to lagos.

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klas:

Where is our sense of humour?

From the first two lines of the original post where the poster refers to the plane crash into the Hudson river (USA) few days ago, it should be clear that this is just a satire on how accidented autos get exported to Nigeria under false claim.

Quite interesting.

Aloy.Emeka:

I also have pastor's discount in case you are a pastor looking to purchase a private plane.

Crazy man.

I also have pastor's discount in case you are a pastor looking to purchase a private plane.

Mand man wan kill our pastor.


Many ppl did not get the message.

The poster stated the facts of the plane

then went ahead to state what dubiuos Nairalander would have posted if this was for real.

all of u guyz crack me

Many ppl did not get the message.

The poster stated the facts of the plane

then went ahead to state what dubiuos Nairalander would have posted if this was for real.

I got the message. Funny as it is but don't you think it spoils our image in Nigeria because foreigners will think that Nigeria is a port for damaged goods?

ehmm. . . bros; i'l offer $160 for the plane

i need to land naija in style this xmas. . . flying alone in a 500 passenger capacity 747. . thats style

Wasn't the plane an Airbus?

Not an air bus. Its a Magic School Bus