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The Master's Card by mike4zeal(m): 7:18am On Mar 18, 2015
There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s Master card.

I’m sure you’ve all received their applications in the mail. However, there is a different card.

It’s The Master’s Card.

That’s right, The MASTER’S CARD. Let me tell you about it. There are no finance charges, no payments due. Your bill has already been covered…it’s a prepaid deal… Because you couldn’t afford the price, Jesus stepped in and paid it for you.

It is accessible twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world.

The MASTER’S CARD has so many benefits it’s hard to list them all. Let me share some of them with you… You might want to apply for a personal card yourself. And best of ALL—IT’S FREE.

Just for starters, there is UNLIMITED GRACE. That’s right, there is no preset limit to the amount of grace you receive from The MASTER’S CARD.

Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places? Then, look no farther than The MASTER’S CARD. It offers the greatest rate on love that has ever been offered. The MASTER’S CARD gives you access to many “members only” benefits.

Want real joy despite the difficulties of life? Apply for The MASTER’S CARD.

Want a lasting peace? Apply for The MASTER’S CARD.

Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam? The MASTER’S CARD is perfect for you.

Another great thing about The MASTER’S CARD is that it never expires and will never be cancelled. Once you’re a member, you’re a member for life… eternal life, that is. It’s membership has wonderful privileges.

So why not apply today if you don’t have yours? It’s only a prayer away.

Meditation: For God so loved the world that He gave his only begotten Son that whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life. – John 3:16

You will succeed in Jesus Name!

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