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Irritating Boy On The Bus by femzy(m): 8:15am On Jan 17, 2009 |
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ”If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ”If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.” The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ”What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!” The kid smiles and says, ”I would be a bus driver!” |
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