KashyBaby:


Yeahhh....ur ryt

Okay!

What's your current location btw?

LogoDWhiz:


Okay!

What's your current location btw?

You guys want to hook up on my thread shey!

chipmunkey:
You guys want to hook up on my thread shey!

Lol!

Not really!
Watch and see!

LogoDWhiz:


Lol!

Not really!
Watch and see!

Okay...imma help you out. She's Phiilipino based in Singapore. Looks like a big catch

chipmunkey:

Okay...imma help you out. She's Phiilipino based in Singapore. Looks like a big catch

I know all that.

Its always good if you allow them to say it.
Shows they wanna talk.

I know its on her profile. Saw it too

LogoDWhiz:


Okay!

What's your current location btw?

Im based in Singapore but i travel from time to time.

KashyBaby:


Im based in Singapore but i travel from time to time.

Interesting!
And u wish to learn pidgin english.

Seems u can only use it online for now.
This is my tip for u.

Try and practice it everyday. Try and chat with it.
It helps.

If u are a reader, I'd love to recommend a story here on nairaland for you.
Written in pidgin english.
It will help u understand better and flow with the language

chipmunkey:
This thread is sequel to the (Hello Dechandel) thread that ferano locked for reasons best known to her.

Reason 1.

She's an Igbo girl. I've always had a thing for igbo girls. There are a couple of very nice and cute girls from the East on this forum and she happens to be one of them.

Dechandel bae, this is another thread dedicated to you...



Now I sincerely hope that agbero girl has gone to sleep.

chipmunkey:
This thread is sequel to the (Hello Dechandel) thread that ferano locked for reasons best known to her.

Reason 1.

She's an Igbo girl. I've always had a thing for igbo girls. There are a couple of very nice and cute girls from the East on this forum and she happens to be one of them.

Dechandel bae, this is another thread dedicated to you...



Now I sincerely hope that agbero girl has gone to sleep.

....bro...aint IBO women the ones that have beard & mustach??..... I take it u r IBO...correct? (no ofeeinse)

MrCork:

...and who is this Dechandel IBO girl sef......is she light skin??

MrCork:



....bro...aint IBO women the ones that have beard & mustach??..... I take it u r IBO...correct? (no ofeeinse)

Bro! But they are fair skinned.

MrCork:
...and who is this Dechandel IBO girl sef......is she light skin??

. Yes she is light skinned with 50Shadesofsweetness

chipmunkey:

Bro! But they are fair skinned.

...Bro...all IBO women are finer, light skin and they usualy hav 3 names: NNeka, Nkechi or Ngozi.......Ma only problem wit them is that they always hav beard and Mustach (no ofeeinse)

chipmunkey:
. Yes she is light skinned with 50 shades of sweetness...

....ok...whois Dechandel and where she at?...she single?

MrCork:



....ok...whois Dechandel and where she at?...she single?

Not anymore. She just got hitched wiv me..

MrCork:



...Bro...all IBO women are finer, light skin and they usualy hav 3 names: NNeka, Nkechi or Ngozi.......Ma only problem wit them is that they always hav beard and Mustach (no ofeeinse)

Those are the version 1.
There's also the ChiAmaka, ChiDinma and ChiaManda's...

chipmunkey:

Not anymore. She just got hitched wiv me..

...how??....did she forget to respond to yor thread? (no ofeinse)

MrCork:



...how??....did she forget to respond to yor thread? (no ofeinse)

Oh no, this thread is for a different purpose. The first one has been moved to the dating section. You missed out on a lotta drama I tell ya!
The other thread is now in the dating section.

chipmunkey:

Oh no, this thread is for a different purpose. The first one has been moved to the dating section. You missed out on a lotta drama I tell ya!
The other thread is now in the dating section.

.....bro but what do u tink about Rokiatu?

MrCork:



.....bro but what do u tink about Rokiatu?

She's got a fine azs... Purfect for someone like you but I hear she's married...

chipmunkey:

She's got a fine azs... Purfect for someone like you but I hear she's married...

...Rokiatu..best azzz of 2015 but for some reason I suspected there waz pillow case inside.....I changed my mind afta I inspected it with microscope.. She fine though.

MrCork:


...Rokiatu..best azzz of 2015 but for some reason I suspected there waz pillow case inside.....I changed my mind afta I inspected it with microscope.. She fine though.

Oh yeah! Butt pads now work the magic.
But she gat the front too. That's a purfect figure I tell ya! Plus she keeps taking side view killer shots. Funny no niggah's taking her on a ride or maybe she's on a down low.

chipmunkey:

Oh yeah! Butt pads now work the magic.
But she gat the front too. That's a purfect figure I tell ya! Plus she keeps taking side view killer shots. Funny no niggah's taking her on a ride or maybe she's on a down low.

....bro....pad or no pad, I will gladly hit it....that azz looks nice. Will link up with her when I come to Nigeria for Easter

MrCork:


....bro....pad or no pad, I will gladly hit it....that azz looks nice. Will link up with her when I come to Nigeria for Easter

Bro! Didn't you see her profile? She's. Somewhere in TVD, Mystic falls.. Wherever that is...
Some cracked up Niggar been tapping that azzz bro trust me, you're gonna have to buy a plane ticket to hit it.

chipmunkey:
Bro! Didn't you see her profile? She's. Somewhere in TVD, Mystic falls.. Wherever that is...
Some cracked up Niggar been tapping that azzz bro trust me, you're gonna have to buy a plane ticket to hit it.

...for that azzz, am ready to travel to mars.....bro cant u see the shape?... I bet the nigggar tappin it cant even spek English..probably pigeion English. ..I will drive him away!

.....Bootybuttchic looks aiiiight though...she ok in that department too and she is single and light skin!

KashyBaby:
U remind me of a song entitled "Igbo Made"...

where u hear that one ?

MrCork:
.....Bootybuttchic looks aiiiight though...she ok in that department too and she is single and light skin!

Haha! Ain't seeing nuffin bro!
Looks like you scored a point with her...


Btw....There ain't no single naija babe trust me.

chipmunkey:
Haha! Ain't seeing nuffin bro!
Looks like you scored a point with her...


Btw....There ain't no single naija babe trust me.

...bro rememba that forma MOD Ogugua chick (the light skin one they sacked)....That babe waz on ma case, chasin me left right and centre and then banned me for a week coz I said another female on nairaland was preeetier than her...can u imagin that?

Ipledge:
where u hear that one ?

Everything's in YouTube baby....

MrCork:



...bro rememba that forma MOD Ogugua chick (the light skin one they sacked)....That babe waz on ma case, chasin me left right and centre and then banned me for a week coz I said another female on nairaland was preeetier than her...can u imagin that?

w.t.f!
Lmao!
I'll tell you sumfin...she only dates Igbo men. Dunno why.

And she's supposed not to be tribalistic. We exchanged a couple of mails and she asked the meaning of my name.
Dayum!

That was the end of it. I wasn't igbo so I stood no chance.
She hooked up with Sexkillz and they were all up in our faces... Damn! Their romance had such a tragic end... I hope they're still together tho'...

I'm hoping no one gets on my case here too.