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My Very Hectic 48hrs Featuring Nkem Owoh, A Governor, His Wife & A Documentary [ by Chanchit: 9:40am On Mar 20, 2015 |
I flew into Nigeria yesterday morning completely knackered and unable to move my pinky toe. Literally Got home and went straight to my lappy to get a bit of work done. Then headed out to the salon to get the wintery flakes washed off my golden locks. Had a flight to catch for 3pm at the local airport. Got mangled up in Lagos traffic. I totally underestimated it. Missed my flight. Actually I didn’t miss my flight. I got there right on time to board the aircraft because I didn’t have any luggage to check in. But when I tried to get my boarding pass – I was told “madam” had closed check-in for my flight. Even though it was ‘closed’ – I could still get on the flight If I “beg” madam very well. Sorry, not sorry. I had neither the time nor energy to beg or bribe anyone to get on any freaking flight. So I just chilled for the next plane. My crew and I got bumped to the next available flight for 5:30pm. A flight that was eventually delayed till 7:30pm Words aren’t enough to describe how flipping knackered and famished I was. I was starving like crazy and decided to while away the time with a nibble or two. My nibble fantasy however, turned sour when the only decent food I could eat was a very miserable N1,000 plate of rice & stew. And when I say miserable – as in, Les Misérables While angrily swallowing the darn food with water; in came singer Iyanya and his midget self. Homeboy’s swagger was out of this world. Dude had managed to squeeze his dwarf-like body along with his plenty muscles, into a suit. Looking like an over-glorified bouncer. His record label CEO Ubi Franklin, strolled right behind him, trolleying a luggage like the boi boi on duty. I couldn’t be bothered to lift an arm let alone my phone to get some Nanarazzi pictures. I never get star struck. At least, not for Iyanya. Sorry. 1 Like |
Re: My Very Hectic 48hrs Featuring Nkem Owoh, A Governor, His Wife & A Documentary [ by Chanchit: 9:42am On Mar 20, 2015 |
Just when I thought my day wouldn’t get any better – in came my favourite actor in the whole wide world Nigeria! Nkem Owoh! I almost choked with excitement, on the miserable poison food I was eating. Shoving the plate to a corner – I pranced up to him – wearing the biggest smile on the planet. “Hello Nkeeeeeem! I’m such a big faaaaaaaan,” I super-excitedly screamed! Before landing my phat butt on his couch whilst grabbing him for a big bear hug. “Oh my darling…thank you very much…how are you?” he asked before adding “what’s your name…what country are you from?” “I’m from Nigeria o,” I retorted. “Oh wonderful. But you don’t look it,” Nkem said while assessing all of my features with his eyes. We began gisting. I took hold of the convo session – stylishly showing off my knowledge of the Nollywood movie industry. “How do you know all these things…you don’t look like somebody that knows anything about Nollywood,” Nkem quipped. “You even know Nollywood more than me the actor,” he added. **I burst out laughing** “ah, don’t try me oh! I’m a Nollywood movie buff,” I proudly said. After a few fun memorable minutes of gisting – he asked for my mobile number and said he wanted to keep in touch with me. We both dug our hands simultaneously into my purse – ransacking the bag – looking for my phone so we could exchange contact details. The beautiful meeting ended with a hug, a goodbye and a promise to be no-strangers. 1 Like |
Re: My Very Hectic 48hrs Featuring Nkem Owoh, A Governor, His Wife & A Documentary [ by Chanchit: 9:44am On Mar 20, 2015 |
Why am I in Nigeria? Because, election season. A fortnight ago, I got an email from an Aide- de-camp to a serving Governor. He had read a few of my analysis to political topics and current affairs. Apparently, my sharp witted method of writing, left him completely gobsmacked as to how a girl like me could seemingly have any interest whatsoever in politics. Bimbo alert, anyone?! He had tried severally to reach me via Twitter. Sadly. I’m not exactly a social media buff. I’m hardly ever on Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram. I get on them because I have to. Not because I want to. Eventually, I got an email from him. And from an email – I found myself having a telephone conversation with a Nigerian Governor whose work ethics I admire a lot. The first time I spoke with the Governor – our convo started out with basic greetings and general bants. Things quickly went from point A to point lets-get-serious. “My dear, I hear you’re one of these bloggers that…“. I quickly cut him off…”No sir. I’m not a blogger. I hate to be called that. I don’t do bandwagons. And I hate to be put in a box. I don’t own a blog and I refuse to be called a blogger. I am a Television Producer, Creative Director, and Creative Writer who owns and runs an Entertainment website.” “Ah sorry, my dear. Sorry for the misunderstanding.” the Governor retorted while laughing out loud at my sharp tongued lengthy response to a seemingly harmless term, ‘blogger’. “I thought all of you are doing the same thing,” he said with a deep sigh – as though, perturbed. I responded: “Sir, you won’t understand. This blogging thing is a saturated market filled with people who haven’t got the slightest clue what they’re doing. Just 3 months ago I changed my website template because I had issues with the old site. You won’t believe that between December when I changed my site till this very moment I’m speaking with you, not less than 13 different unintelligent people have duplicated my website design. So many of these people abuse the term ‘blog’ and ‘blogger’…all they do is copy…they have no sense of direction. Haaa…it’s a long story jor…I don’t have the energy for it mehn.” Sensing a bit of verbal tension – he smartly and stylishly deflected the convo with a different question. “I can’t believe the picture i’m looking at is the face of the person that writes all these things,” he said. Apparently, his Aide told him I had a habit of blasting people from my headline right down to every word I write in a post. He was told I had a penchant for calling out politicians and firing them for messy things they say. To be honest, he said quite a lot. And I was flattered. Because it was proof that people were reading my website and taking note of the distinction I had from “others”. He spoke at length regarding what he had managed to deduce about me. But my reply to his analysis of me was very clear cut. “Sir, that’s how I am o. I tell it like it is or tell it like it should be. My face tends to fool a lot of people. I don’t kiss ass. I don’t do eye service. And that’s how I make my money. I’m a very disciplined, straight forward woman.” 1 Like |
Re: My Very Hectic 48hrs Featuring Nkem Owoh, A Governor, His Wife & A Documentary [ by Chanchit: 9:45am On Mar 20, 2015 |
Then he began probing about my TV production work experience from my BBC days right down to my Soundcity & Spice TV era, where I was Creative Director. Long story short. Homeboy Governor told me they had been looking to shoot a documentary about the rural areas that have so far benefited greatly from their political party. They were aiming for a world-class international standard production. After about an hour on the phone, he asked if I would like to be given the contract to shoot the docu-series for them. In my mind I was like contract ke? But me sef don forget say na naija govt I been dey deal with. Every work given to you by the government in Nigeria is automatically labelled ‘a contract’. I quickly said YES! And accepted the offer. Then we spoke money (that’s the most important part for me – Igbo girl tings ). Fast forward yesterday – I arrived the country to begin production on the documentary. After my hellish airport woes (revert to Part One of the story) – I arrived the localities where I was expected to record scenes for the docu-series. I met with the Governor himself. He introduced me to his wife – the First Lady of the state. She had such a lovely personality – we clicked instantly. The First Lady took me hand-in-hand for proper briefing on what the production would entail. The locations they wanted me to concentrate on…the people they needed me to interview…yada yada yada. Later in the day – we drove to a helipad base. She took me on a helicopter ride to get an aerial view of the state to help give me an idea of the production quality they were aiming for. Basically, that’s why I’ve been offline since noon yesterday. It’s been crazy. Hectic. Unbelievably tiring. But well worth it. We’ve been shooting deep in the woods where mobile network and internet service is extremely poor. There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s MasterCard. Money is powerful. And these Nigerian politicians have plenty of it to “throw away”. When money calls you in Naija – you answer on all fours. When money says jump – you say ‘how high’ For just a few days of recording and long hours of post-production, I’m getting paid more money than God permits. It’s not everyday you get these many ‘zeros’ on a paycheck. 1 Like |
Re: My Very Hectic 48hrs Featuring Nkem Owoh, A Governor, His Wife & A Documentary [ by Chanchit: 9:50am On Mar 20, 2015 |
So…err…Sugardaily.ng can wait till I wrap up production I’ll do my best to publish a few stories every other hour when I get proper network connection. But the website will generally be scanty for the next couple of days. On a more exciting note though – we’re shooting in the villages as well. And I went swimming in the river today! I yanked off my bikini and jumped in the water like a mad dawg auditioning for a role in a Jackass series. I feel so sorry for my GP. The amount of skin irritations he will treat eh PS: **as always, I remain the girl who hates taking pictures. Hence the heart shapes covering my face. Sowie! **
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Re: My Very Hectic 48hrs Featuring Nkem Owoh, A Governor, His Wife & A Documentary [ by Chanchit: 9:52am On Mar 20, 2015 |
Re: My Very Hectic 48hrs Featuring Nkem Owoh, A Governor, His Wife & A Documentary [ by Nobody: 9:56am On Mar 20, 2015 |
Wait o! Who is Nkem Owoh? |
Re: My Very Hectic 48hrs Featuring Nkem Owoh, A Governor, His Wife & A Documentary [ by floragregs(f): 12:40pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
chipmunkey:he's an Actor! Who are you and who knows you? |
Re: My Very Hectic 48hrs Featuring Nkem Owoh, A Governor, His Wife & A Documentary [ by Nobody: 1:24pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
floragregs:I honestly don't give two fvcks about that... |
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