I hear ladies listen to all sorts of pick-up lines
every other day. Some of the lines I gather
range from funny, weird, absurd and sometimes
totally dirty. Here I have compiled some pick-
up lines for your delight. Feel free to add some
that you’ve heard but didn’t make the list. The
responses in brackets would have been my
responses if I were a lady. Have fun

[b] 1. Nne, are you a magician? Because whenever I
look at you, everyone else disappears! Hehehe
(akuko!(story)

2. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me
and you together. (I’m listening, tell me more)

3. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer
to all my prayers. (Story for the gods)

4. Are you a camera? Because every time I look
at you, I smile. (If I hear)

5. Do you know what my shirt is made of?
Boyfriend material. (give your number, I have so
fallen for you)

6. If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every
time you passed by, just so I could stare at you
a bit longer. (Hehehe…men o)

7. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your
eyes. (See toasting!)

8. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give
you kids. (Wetin persin no go hear, biko nu!)

9. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a
funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel
like I should take you out. (You better go see
your doctor)

10. I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at
your heart.(Talk true!)

11. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U. (Lol)

12. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents
always told me to follow my dreams. (Which
home?)

13. Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a
knockout! (Chineke Nna!)

14. There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how
good you look. (Then you don’t know enough
grammar)

15. There is something wrong with my cell
phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
(Hahaha…you try)

16. You must be a hell of a thief because you
stole my heart from across the room (this one
na insult o)

17. If I were to ask you out on a date, would
your answer be the same as the answer to this
question? ( I don’t understand, rephrase it)

18. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t
hold it in. (You better find the nearest toilet.
Sorry guy, I hope I didn’t spoil your meal?)

19. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my
friends I’ve been touched by an angel? (See
‘jonzing’)

20. Of all the beautiful curves on your body,
your smile is my favorite.(Hehehe…men?)

21. I’m new in town. Could you give me
directions to your apartment? (Of all places?)

22. If you were a steak you would be well done.
(me, suya? Okay o. All na toasting)

23. This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for
a love machine. (Hehehe..you better hit the
nearest gym)

24. Can I have directions? [To where?] To your
heart. (Hehehe, oh boy find your way o)[/b]

the floor is open ..... add yours

Excuse me, you look familiar (yea right! ) you must be the mother of my kids (in your dreams)
Like seriously, such a cheesy line

do your mum sell okra cos i can see it drawing us together..

hajruna:
Excuse me, you look familiar (yea right! ) you must be the mother of my kids (in your dreams)
Like seriously, such a cheesy line

ghen ghen

Fabdedon:
do your mum sell okra cos i can see it drawing us together..

hahahahaha haba naija pple eh

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LoL

liljboy:
[b] 1. Nne, are you a magician? Because whenever I
look at you, everyone else disappears! Hehehe
(akuko!(story)

2. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me
and you together. (I’m listening, tell me more)

3. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer
to all my prayers. (Story for the gods)

4. Are you a camera? Because every time I look
at you, I smile. (If I hear)

5. Do you know what my shirt is made of?
Boyfriend material. (give your number, I have so
fallen for you)

6. If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every
time you passed by, just so I could stare at you
a bit longer. (Hehehe…men o)

7. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your
eyes. (See toasting!)

8. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give
you kids. (Wetin persin no go hear, biko nu!)

9. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a
funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel
like I should take you out. (You better go see
your doctor)

10. I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at
your heart.(Talk true!)

11. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U. (Lol)

12. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents
always told me to follow my dreams. (Which
home?)

13. Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a
knockout! (Chineke Nna!)

14. There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how
good you look. (Then you don’t know enough
grammar)

15. There is something wrong with my cell
phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
(Hahaha…you try)

16. You must be a hell of a thief because you
stole my heart from across the room (this one
na insult o)

17. If I were to ask you out on a date, would
your answer be the same as the answer to this
question? ( I don’t understand, rephrase it)

18. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t
hold it in. (You better find the nearest toilet.
Sorry guy, I hope I didn’t spoil your meal?)

19. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my
friends I’ve been touched by an angel? (See
‘jonzing’)

20. Of all the beautiful curves on your body,
your smile is my favorite.(Hehehe…men?)

21. I’m new in town. Could you give me
directions to your apartment? (Of all places?)

22. If you were a steak you would be well done.
(me, suya? Okay o. All na toasting)

23. This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for
a love machine. (Hehehe..you better hit the
nearest gym)

24. Can I have directions? [To where?] To your
heart. (Hehehe, oh boy find your way o)[/b]

lol i'm so stealing these stuffs

Fabdedon:
do your mum sell okra cos i can see it drawing us together..

indun tell you oo,better start that comedy show