Now, here's one of my favorites:
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow
really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at
the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker
and cheaper than a doctor.

Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the
computer will diagnose your problem and tell you
what you can do about and it will only cost you
$10.00."
Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar
with a urine sample and went to the drug store.
Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and
deposited the $10.00.
The computer started making some noise and various
lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out
popped a small slip of paper which read:

1. You have tennis elbow.
2. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor.
3. It will be better in two weeks.......

That evening while thinking how amazing this new
technology was and how it would change medical
science forever, he began to wonder if this computer
could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some
tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine
samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he
masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the computer,
poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.
The
machine again made the usual noises, flashed its
lights, and printed out the following analysis:

1. Your tap water is too hard.
2. Get a water softener.
3. Your dog has ringworm.
4. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
5. Your daughter is using cocaine.
6. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
7. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't
yours. Get a lawyer.
8. And if you don't stop masturbating, your elbow will
never get better.

>>> Like WTF?! This is the best Science invention!
No doubt.

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