The class teacher instructed everyone to pull out their notebooks and write a very good essay on an imaginative football match.

All the students in the class immediately got to work, plotting their essays and thinking up a good football match.

After a short while, one of them stood up to submit his work.

Impressed by his swiftness, the teacher opened his notebook to read his essay only to find it blank!


Angry and shocked, she screams,
"Roger, what on earth is this?!"

Roger replies, "Ma, you didn't read
what I wrote at the end of the paper? it says; 'IT RAINED HEAVILY, SO THE MATCH GOT CANCELLED!'"

LWKMD