Pls i really need to marry a member of this forum ASAP. An eligible or prospective wife must be;
(1) Presentable
(2) Representable
(3) Either fair (not over riped) or choccolate colour
(4) Not below 5 feet
(5) Neat
(6) Good command of English Language
(7) General good character

So are you qualified, pls apply.

Psoul:

Pls i really need to marry a member of this forum ASAP. An eligible or prospective wife must be;
(1) Presentable
(2) Representable
(3) Either fair (not over riped) or choccolate colour
(4) Not below 5 feet
(5) Neat
(6) Good command of English Language
(7) General good character

So are you qualified, pls apply.

lol

Sissy, pls are u qualified? Pls apply

if lol can make one qualified, then

lol. lol. lol .lol .lol. lol. lol. lol. lol. **^hisses

Gosh are u 4 real?U make it sound like a job,u wont find any1 with ads like this.

@Ben
Na wife him dey find no be ,

Sissy will be a good wife,hv read lot of her post and it mks my laugh and sound wiseful,with Sissy u hv the perfect woman.

@poster
A wife online,i bow for u o.

thank you

I think sissy is qualified because of her lols
if lol can make one qualified, then she is.

I am qualified o, call 0703545221?

Abeg Ben help me tell Pat say na lol dey qualify no be phone num.

The num no complete sef.

Psoul no marry o ni gibiti o!

These Landers girls are not serious. Do u think am here for a joke. Dont worry u'll be suprised wen i will invite all of u for my wedding, den u will start to regret.

@Patwhizkid
Are u fake? why giving incomplete number.

I no go mind borrow Ben jalopi come ur wedding,

Psoul tlk true say u never dey try the num b4 i call ur atention.

@Temi
To be sincere, i was almost about trying d number b4 i saw ur response. Abeg thanx 4 dat.

@Lander babes,
   Pls send ur CV sorry ur data (phone No, Picture , Ful lenght, Name etc to de_irresistible@yahoo.com
Information reaching me says dat most guys r waiting to hijack data of any babe dat will post hers here for me and dey will start impersonating Psoul.

Am still waiting. I have utilised 25% of my patience  having only 75% left for Lander babes

lol.
PS: you didnt specify age, religion or tribe? Dont things are very important u know,

@ Temi, whatz your own naowwwwwwwwww?
Hi Psoul, na 1111111111111111111111111111 be the end of dat number.
But come o, u no even send your details.
Abeg send your details to patwhizkid4lyfe@rocketmail, ^{you know the rest}

BabeX:

lol.
PS: you didnt specify age, religion or tribe? Dont things are very important u know,

U must not be below 24yrs and not above 29 dis yr. Any tribe 4rm Naija. No religion discrimination. Good character is a proirity.
Send ur details to my mailbox if u r real.

@ patwhizkid,

Thanx 4 been so fake.[color=#550000][/color]

Hey Psoul, na u no code wetin i dey talk naow
The end of the number is 1
then the oda one is .com

@patwhizkid,
R u 4 real, lets meet at de_irresistible@yahoo.com IM me now

Sorry i just noticed. Ur profile says u r still a minor(underage) so dont worry. U should concentrate on ur studies 4 now.

patwhizkid:


@ Temi, whatz your own naowwwwwwwwww?
Hi Psoul, na 1111111111111111111111111111 be the end of dat number.
But come o, u no even send your details.
Abeg send your details to patwhizkid4lyfe@rocketmail, ^{you know the rest}

Pat no vex jo!

Come to tink of tink PAT weds PSOUL,

The P square combination- sounds good,

temi 4 rea:

Pat no vex jo!

Come to tink of tink PAT weds PSOUL,

The P square combination- sounds good,

Temi,
That would ve been a nice combination. But didnt u understand dat she is still underage. I dont wanna start babysitting a wife

Chei, Psoul, dey there nao make age dey deceive u.

Na number wey i just type na im u dey look?

Dat age is just a number!

@ poster
Guy, u r neither presentable or representable, shio!

she say na just num now,

seriously i dont wnt u to be arrested for child abuse,

but Pat na by force must it be Psoul,

Just asking.

@ temi 4 rea


No, it must not be psoul.

Hi Pat!

TEMI

If u are real, u r welcome to de_irresistible@yahoo.com[color=#770077][/color]

Psoul
wetin u wnt take person wife do,

Anyway a woman cant marry 2 husband,

So am real but not available.

Psoul, leave temi alone nao, is it by force? Ahn