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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by jevic(m): 3:00pm On Mar 25, 2015
Arrant nonsense. You are just wasting your life doing it and the sooner you stop it, the better for you and your unborn children.
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by donem: 3:15pm On Mar 25, 2015
daven:
There is nothing wrong with self servicing. I have been doing it since i was 16. I am now 31 and happily married with a healthy son and another baby on the way.. when you overdo it , your private organ becomes sore. But then the body recovers after due rest. I have not suffered memoryloss nor poor eyesight as have been previously alleged. I believe self servicing saves from contacting stds and hiv. You can also have healthy and meaningful rlships with girls as was my case. No worries bro.

Btw i forgot to add that sometimes i go more than 4 times day. Even till this morning i just had a quick one. This does not affect my sex with my wife , as i still fulfil my duties. I work offshore for 2 weeks at a go, so while my colleagues go for prostitutes in the swamp, i stay in my room and ma.sturbate. it hs kept me faithful to my wife, and my concience is clear.

Waow!

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by IBILEOMO(m): 3:18pm On Mar 25, 2015
Yes, it will affect your health totally.

Do not be deceived that it doesn't have side effect, see little of the side effects here

* Your sight will be impaired
* Your performance as man will drop to about 25%
* Your level of assimilation will drop by about 60%
* You will be addicted and loose you mind to it(you will even do it where and where it is not necessary)
* Your hair will be dropping
* Your spam count will be very low (infertility)
* and others that may not be felt instantly.

You don't need to wait till future before you see the result.

Regards

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 3:28pm On Mar 25, 2015
Eshyy:

because period dey last 4 months? Tell em to Endure than Jerkoff.
hmmmm some last for seven days!!so is better the guy jerk off than to endure cheesy
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Jossyroyal1: 3:55pm On Mar 25, 2015
self service is very bad...... it gradually reduces ur sperm count, ur sperm becomes watery overtime and d tendency that u will reproduce in future becomes relatively low.... im talking out of experience... you might end up childless..... [quote
author=Waskolo post=31976107]Hello my name David am 24 years of age. l
loose interest towards girls when the girl love most broke my heart, I
don't have any urge of asking a girl out, though when I see beautiful
girls I admire them. About a year ago when my girlfriend dumped me I
started satisfying myself through masturbation. I masturbate twice daily
and its makes me feel good. but the question is, is masturbating going
to affect me in the nearest future, will I ever feel anything for a
woman. I just want to know if its killing me emotionally, because am
addicted to self-service.
Matured Minds Please[/quote]
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by aholiab(m): 4:29pm On Mar 25, 2015
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Earl Eigbe Alright
Masturbation
may act as a tranquilizer, but trust me, it isn't
really satisfactory
or satisfying or refreshing. It's tranquilizing effect
is just too short
lived and that is why you now have it up to 2 times
daily. I had more
daily and was compulsively addicted for 12years!
But thank God for
Jesus, I am free!
Sex is to be shared and in sex, giving is more
important than receiving.
That is, your partner's satisfaction is paramount
and most important.
Masturbation (self-servicing) destroys that as it
focus sexual
importance on your release, a mere tranquilizing
effect.
Masturbation makes one view members of the
opposite sex as mere sex
toys, tools and machines, hence, sex will be the
only thing and driving
force in your relationship and marriage and that is
unhealthy.
Sexual drive is supposed to pull you towards your
partner, make you want
to settle disputes and want to be with them, but
masturbation replaces
your spouse's body, love and sex and that's so
unhealthy for your
marriage. And trust me, people who masturbate
are more vulnerable to
premarital sex, porn and sexting.
It Makes you feel guilty because it is compulsive,
showing that you
don't have sexual selfcontrol, and worse, it
confuses your sexuality.
Read CORRECTING CONFUSED SEXUALITY here
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 4:42pm On Mar 25, 2015
ethylene:
e better Mk d conji go find him fada. The rate Wey this tin dey cause wahalla self don reach Mk Dem set up committee to resolve d Mata once and for all.
On this note, I hereby nominate you as the committee chairman grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Ur Jobless.... smiley smileylmao.
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by emmylucky(m): 5:30pm On Mar 25, 2015
Oga stop it avoid effecting ur future try get another women good 1 still dey sadOga stop it avoid effecting ur future try get another women good 1 still dey
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 5:57pm On Mar 25, 2015
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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 5:59pm On Mar 25, 2015
pastor C****t said its not bad so............ride on brother its better n safer, no STD's, heartbreaks, etc
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by fuckerholic(m): 6:10pm On Mar 25, 2015
The worst thing about self servicing is the spiritual implication..if you have self serviced up to a year plus twice regurlaly then watchout for marine spirit wife because you are creating and forming a negative volition mentaly by way of imagining someone (opposite sex) when you are doing it.what out for your dreams..pythons,swimming,girls etc..its very dangerous spiritualy.imagination and volition is the centre of occultism and that is what you are doing in an ignorant way,invoking and chanelling an energy you can't manipulate.beware !
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Spray(m): 6:20pm On Mar 25, 2015
iceberylin:
This is where I pity soaps embarassed
and cream
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Jok3r(m): 6:52pm On Mar 25, 2015
No, it helps ur mind tink sharp, nd ur hrt pumps blood faster. Mind u, u wil stil gv bet.
Waskolo:
Hello my name David am 24 years of age. l loose interest towards girls when the girl love most broke my heart, I don't have any urge of asking a girl out, though when I see beautiful girls I admire them. About a year ago when my girlfriend dumped me I started satisfying myself through masturbation. I masturbate twice daily and its makes me feel good. but the question is, is masturbating going to affect me in the nearest future, will I ever feel anything for a woman. I just want to know if its killing me emotionally, because am addicted to self-service.
Matured Minds Please
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Jok3r(m): 6:53pm On Mar 25, 2015
Get marid quick. Beta 4 u.
Waskolo:
Hello my name David am 24 years of age. l loose interest towards girls when the girl love most broke my heart, I don't have any urge of asking a girl out, though when I see beautiful girls I admire them. About a year ago when my girlfriend dumped me I started satisfying myself through masturbation. I masturbate twice daily and its makes me feel good. but the question is, is masturbating going to affect me in the nearest future, will I ever feel anything for a woman. I just want to know if its killing me emotionally, because am addicted to self-service.
Matured Minds Please

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Slimmos(m): 8:10pm On Mar 25, 2015
ismailaja:
for me i dont av any choice dan to self service my self coz i cnt penetrate a female.
y cant u penetrate a female bro? any reason?
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by simpleseyi: 8:31pm On Mar 25, 2015
goodmorning40:
Pls change ur name those who bear David do not self service thank u

the OP is a better David, the one in the Bible snatched Uriah's wife and killed the man. Self service is better than formication and adultery.
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by donshady(m): 8:31pm On Mar 25, 2015
nawa ooo.. people cha like make them kill themselves sha...you no get oloso around??
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by ezzyfx(m): 8:50pm On Mar 25, 2015
It is biblically wrong and by the law of nature is wrong, is better and best to struggle to atop it.
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by unamama(m): 9:25pm On Mar 25, 2015
naijaboiy:

I Never said self servicing in itself is a bad action.

But getting addicted to it is not good. The Op said he finds more pleasure in it than sex.
read properly before u quote. he has never said he derives pleasure in it more than sex. I guess u r mis quoting him to prove your argument is right.
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by unamama(m): 9:32pm On Mar 25, 2015
grin
rubey:
Op needs to have lot of real sex undecided
grin
rubey:
Op needs to have lot of real sex undecided
what about me? it seems I self service too.
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by kuldude29(m): 10:52pm On Mar 25, 2015
Been self servicing since 09 till date, though it stunt ma growth and also shrink d Joystick, buh still cnt can't stop it , it has become part of me
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by ethylene: 1:14am On Mar 26, 2015
mcchaka:


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Ur Jobless.... smiley smileylmao.
Do you have any vacant job for me? undecided

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by donhils: 6:36am On Mar 26, 2015
Waskolo:
Hello my name David am 24 years of age. l loose interest towards girls when the girl love most broke my heart, I don't have any urge of asking a girl out, though when I see beautiful girls I admire them. About a year ago when my girlfriend dumped me I started satisfying myself through masturbation. I masturbate twice daily and its makes me feel good. but the question is, is masturbating going to affect me in the nearest future, will I ever feel anything for a woman. I just want to know if its killing me emotionally, because am addicted to self-service.
Matured Minds Please

2 times a day, 14 times a week, 60 times a month ? That's despicable
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Dreyl(m): 7:32am On Mar 26, 2015
rubey:


Yes bae?
you haven't answered my question?
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 8:15am On Mar 27, 2015
Slimmos:
y cant u penetrate a female bro? any reason?
d reason is dat i had priapsm at age 10
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 12:42pm On Mar 27, 2015
chrisviral:


Soap is so secondary school.
Vaseline, na the koko grin grin
Baba VASeline u too much cry
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 12:45pm On Mar 27, 2015
Waskolo:
Hello my name David am 24 years of age. l loose interest towards girls when the girl love most broke my heart, I don't have any urge of asking a girl out, though when I see beautiful girls I admire them. About a year ago when my girlfriend dumped me I started satisfying myself through masturbation. I masturbate twice daily and its makes me feel good. but the question is, is masturbating going to affect me in the nearest future, will I ever feel anything for a woman. I just want to know if. its killing me emotionally, because am addicted to self-service.
Matured Minds Please
The RATE at which wankers are increasing is too much lipsrsealed... #justSaying
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 12:49pm On Mar 27, 2015
damariox:
Self service is encouraging. . It reduces risk of stds and unwanted pregnancies. I thought I was was very bad until I searched over it on the Internet and I was surprised... Scientifically is very healthy. 2 times a day isn't bad. . Maybe stop using soap, use your natural hands and get it moitured grin.. Learn better ways to do it and probably girls would not eat your money indiscriminately.
professor in charge of masturbation affairs ...I hail ooooo

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 12:53pm On Mar 27, 2015
nduchucks:


Oga ma.sturbating twice a day is very much an addiction and like any other addiction is not healthy. Your excuse about the loss of a girl friend is a lame one because even if she did not break up with you, you couldn't be having sex with her 2 times a day.

Oga, you need help. You better get your life together, find yourself a wife, and build a good life for yourself. Find something else to be passionate about, hopefully something which will earn you money, get your mind out of the gutters.

P.S. You should be ashamed of yourself ma.sturbating 2 times a day. get help before you ruin yourself.
hahahaha funniest quote Ever lwkmd
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 1:00pm On Mar 27, 2015
rubey:


My dream is to have a ferari before next week monday #eyesrolling#
op please don't view rubeys profile if not ur self servicing will increase from 2 to 9 daily... Boo u so beautiful @rubey tongue
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Slimmos(m): 5:42pm On Mar 28, 2015
ismailaja:
d reason is dat i had priapsm at age 10
this is d first time am hearing of dat word..but i quickly checked google and d meaning i saw there is dat ur pennis cannot return to flaccid state..it is always erect...but to my understanding..u need an erect pennis to penetrate women, so bro i dont think dis should b an issue for u not to be able to penetrate a woman. But u can still enlighten me d more. thanks
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 9:50pm On Mar 29, 2015
Slimmos:
this is d first time am hearing of dat word..but i quickly checked google and d meaning i saw there is dat ur pennis cannot return to flaccid state..it is always erect...but to my understanding..u need an erect pennis to penetrate women, so bro i dont think dis should b an issue for u not to be able to penetrate a woman. But u can still enlighten me d more. thanks
wen someone had priapsm d manliness erect nd nt able to flacid, so it gave me a great pain for like 20dayz my dick erect without flacid nd my parent didnt took me to d hospital coz wen i read abt it operation must be perform on it but i didnt went to d hospital, so after 20dayz it started to swell up nd one of d right vain burst so d tin went flacid nd i feel no pain again, but after den av never had any erection til nw,

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