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Must Read!!! Intriguing African Proverbs by nigerianvenom(m): 3:18pm On Mar 25, 2015
INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.
1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the
vagina. (Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts
but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman
and the farmer who grows corns by the
road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her
legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos
u do not know her source of fresh air.
(Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever
has never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeri a)
7. The only woman who knows where her
man is every night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience.
(Uganda)
9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are
sure to wake up with a smelly fingers.
(Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your
testicles is the day you will know there is a
better way of resolving issues without using
violence.

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Re: Must Read!!! Intriguing African Proverbs by MrPresident1: 3:21pm On Mar 25, 2015
Proverbs are the palm oil with which words are eaten.

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