....Amaka: Waiter, I like my salad very hot, also can I have 2 bottles of Sharwarma?
...Tope: Ore mi give me your pin let me call you.
....Bukola: I'm so tired I just finished making hair @ Shoprite
....Gift: Really? I want to spend my summer in London this Christmas.
....Cynthia: I just bought a BB but I haven't collected my pin.
...Tricia brags: when I'm flying, I like to sit at the window so I can open it for fresh air.
.....Fatima: I prefer London to UK during winter
....Titi: you can't imagine; I just bought a G-string and the thing I love most about it is the back pocket.
....Bukola: If you don't have meat pie, egg roll or scotch-egg; give me snacks
....Eno: In our house, we had 3 swimming pools until armed robbers stole one.
Abeg, who dumb pass

Epic... hard to choose. lol

*collects mic from op,looks around d arena, 'Mtchewww, op which kind dry joke be dis na* drops mic ,steps down*

darnley16:
*collects mic from op,looks around d arena, 'Mtchewww, op which kind dry joke be dis na* drops mic ,steps down*

Guy dont touch this mic again... If the joke is dry then make it wet...