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Faq By Corps Members About The 2015 General Polls- Hilarious by coolestca(m): 8:46pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
1. We were told POs and APOs are to be at the RAC a day before the election as they are expected to pass the night there and the proceed to polling station Q: Is there going to be provision for a bathroom? A: Shebi na you clean pass wey you wan baf before election? You no sabi do rub and shine? 2. We were asked to get prepared to pass the night at the RAC. Q: Is is going to be a night vigil program? A: Yes in fact you can invite you various spiritual heads and come with musical instruments. Otondo 3. Concerning the card reader. Q: Apart from verification and accreditation what other purpose does it serve? A: It can also be used For calling JEGA's private cell phone(u dey sleep during training? In fact where d attendance dey make I comot your name) 4. Election results. Q: Must I take that of my polling unit to the collation center? A: No you can take it home(sebi na your NYSC Discharge certificate? Go show your parents) 5. Securing of ballot boxes. Q: If security is breached and there is threat from hoodlums to take away the ballot boxes what should I do? A: Dey drag am with them now (sebi na you family inheritance?) Beta leave d thing for them lost like breeze. :/ Feel free to share, add and criticise creatively(I stand to be corrected) Ire |
Re: Faq By Corps Members About The 2015 General Polls- Hilarious by hayordelevic(m): 9:06pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
Ok |
Re: Faq By Corps Members About The 2015 General Polls- Hilarious by MisterALEX(m): 9:11pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
CONCERNING THE PAYMENT Q.Shey na 32k dem talk say dem go pay us?* A.mumu na 55k na, sebi na ur papa get INEC!! Obob,ftc deh sweet o..see as i deh shoki 4 here..ahhh shoki!!! 1 Like |
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