Comedy Extravaganza! : I find it really entertaining
How good is your study of the scripture?? Saul (GEJ) did not want to be king.....he was only looking for his father's lost sheep... when he met OBJ.....sorry, when he met Samuel....and OBJ told him to stop looking for what is lost...He has been chosen to become the first Ijaw man to lead the nation.....GEJ replied OBJ and said "I am too small to do this, I belong to the family of Benjamin, the least among the tribes of Israel...I have no shoes......bla bla bla..."

Samuel told him 'arise, you are the king....'

Saul (GEJ)became the king.....but ran out of the glory of God.

HOW

Saul(GEJ)stole properties like sheep, cattle, oil money etc as against the instruction of God.....He kept them in his palace where he thought the eyes of God cannot reach.....Then (OBJ wrote an open letter)Samuel appeared to him and asked him "did you keep the instruction of God?"......"yes, I did.....I am a christian, I go to Jerusalem every year, redemption camp is my favorite, Winners chapel is my choice, Oritsajafor can confirm to you!".....Samuel (OBJ)then smelt the odour of $20b inside the palace...he asked Saul immediately...."but your Excellency, What of these dollars smelling from your room?" Saul (GEJ) replied "I kept them for God, infact, I will give CAN Presido some to share, the obas emirs and igwes.....I will visit churches and mosques, even I will use part of it for evangelism to win more souls for God, souls like Gani, Fasheun, Tompolo. Mimiko, Koro, Dokubo etc..."

Samuel (OBJ) replied....."You cannot fool God, the God that created the entire world including America cannot lack dollars....He is the ever sufficient God....did He ask you for anything before you became king?.....Saul,(GEJ) the LORD has rejected you because of your corruption.....your government has been destroyed, the kingdom has been given to your neighbour (GMB-) who is better than you..."

That was the way God selected David(GMB-)

Then david with his men of valor shall kill many giants(corruption)