I called MTN's customer care number, a
lady
picked and we had this conversation.
LADY: Hello, good evening, thanks for
calling
MTN
customer care service, my name is Joy,
what's
your name and where are you calling
from?
ME: Hello, good evening, my name is
Atilola,
and I'm calling from crescent university
Abeokuta.
LADY: How may I help you, Mr. Atilola?
ME: I'm looking for a wife to marry.
LADY: Is that why you called the
customer care
service?
ME: Yes and I think I'm already in love
with
you...
You know you have a very nice voice.
LADY: Hellooo! Please, we only attend to
issues
about your MTN line, okay?
ME: Yes o... This is an issue about my
MTN line
too, because I spend much credit calling
so
many
girls asking them about marriage.
LADY: Please! I would have to put an end
to this
call!
ME: Baby, don't talk like that now... I
promise
to
make you happy. You would be happy
with me.
Can I have your number please?
LADY: (hissing) Hey Mr. man, I think
something
is wrong with you!...
ME: (cutting in) Hey, hold it there... I
hope you
can now feel how frustrating it is to
receive a
call
and hear rubbish?! From today
henceforth, tell
every other staff there including yourself
that
nobody should call me with a funny
number
only
for it to be an advert or send me those
nonsense
messages you guys disturb my phone
with
daily!
*call disconnected*.....hahahhaha#

The only Atilola I knw in crescent university is a boy named JEDI !! , is dah u ?