This age of social media, there is no longer privacy. Every part of our lives that should remain private have been unleashed online. I just imagine how the judgment day would look like in the presence of the almighty God. I just wonder the explanation Google, facebook, Mark zukerhberg, seun osewa of Nairaland and even people like Christian C. Ozor of Hovabuzz. I wonder the explanation they would give for leading so many people astray. They brought out innovations that have not only inspired but has also implemented wahala into our lives. People that are ordinarily weak, they can’t fight offline, one always sees them have the strength to dish out words that could send humans to early graves on facebook and other social media sites.


http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/978-i-met-daughter-of-instagram-that-posts-every-of-her-daily-experience-online

I had a professional exam in Lagos. I had no place to stay. I had to ask for help from my bosom friend, Sunny who is doing his NYSC in Kano. He agreed for me to stay in their place with his father and mum. Infact he called his parents and told them that one of his friends would be staying at their place for couple of weeks. I never knew that that decision would put me to the edge.
The d-day came for me to travel. I arranged my small travelling bag. My mum had already packaged a very delicious jollof rice inside a small cooler for me to take along with me. but I turned it down because I considered that I shouldn’t be carrying food inside a bus while travelling. Even if I want to eat, when the car stops at any eatery I just eat rather than carrying a cooler of rice and eating inside the bus.
I boarded the bus and left for Lagos city. We got to Lagos late in the Night at about 10:12pm. It didn’t took me time to get to sunny’s house. He had earlier informed them I was coming. Sunny’s sister who is Eno was the one that opened the gate for me. Na so question start ohhh.
Eno ---- Are you the guy that we are expecting?
***She asked arrogantly***
Me ---- hmmmmm ** smiling**
Well I didn’t blame her sense of approach because she’s still a teenager. Sunny had earlier warned me about that her junior sister, Eno. He said she is the daughter of instagram. She doesn’t joke with the social media app. Virtually so many things that happens in their house, she talks about it on instagram, that is why they don’t disclose so many things to her. If their papa slap their mama, she go put am for instagram and people go comment. Sunny said they had tried to cut her off social media and control what she posts but to no avail, though it was reducing. And I began to wonder. If na me born dat kind pikin, no be kill am. Pikin wey be say. If she’s menstruating, she posts it online. She will even post photo of pads with blood stains.
As Sunny don tell me, I just think say I go dey go low for the 3 weeks I go stay for their house. I don’t want one weirdo to post my photo and name on instagram that I am a thief.
I followed Eno as we entered the house. Her parents had gone to sleep. She took me to their guest room. I wanted to engage her on casual conversations but changed my mind. I felt what I would say to her, she may just go and post them on instagram. I had to let her go. I took my bath and laid down on the bed, took my phone to call sunny that I had gotten to their place but I heard a knock on the door. I went and checked and it was Eno. She said their mum had already prepared pounded yam and egusi soup so mine was at the dinning. I wanted to tell her that I wasn’t eating. But dip down in me, I was terribly hungry. My stomach wants that Egusi soup and pounded yam. That has always been my best food and I had not eaten anything since that morning. Na so I tell her say I dey come. I called sunny and told him I was at their place and left for the dinning.
As I got to the dinning, Eno was sitting there. I sat opposite to her. The food was already set. As I washed my hand to start eating, I noticed the girl was staring at me. I just ignored her and was eating my food. She was still there on the chair staring at me. As if say I be locuzade. After eating, I washed my hands, told her thank you.
“What class are you?” I asked.
“You want to know the class I am? Go on instagram and check,” she replied.
Chaii, na me this girl talk to like this’ I thought to myself. if it were my house, I would have given her the beating of her life. I just ignore her and went to bed to sleep.
The next morning, Sunny’s call woke me up.
Sunny ---- Oga, wetin dey happen nah, my sister don post ooo.
Me ---- baba wetin be dat?
Sunny --- ahhh, you never read wetin she post ontop instagram about you?
Me – me, wetin she post? Wetin be that
Sunny --- that girl no go kill person. Just go her page for instagram go see.
I immediately dropped the call and went to instagram. Sunny gave me her page name and as I landed there, I saw the shock of my life. See wetin she updated about me on instagram.
“my brother’s friend who just came visiting, you need to see the way he was goobling the egusi and pounded yam I gave to him yesta night. He ate all the meat including the bone”
That was her update. Then I read the comments. Some of them were abusing me. some said I was a dog for eating bones. Some said talk say make she upload my picture make dem see my face. I began wondering, which time did I chop the meat and bone they gave to me previous night. I was offered 3 chicken laps and I only ate one which I couldn’t even finish. I no even chop bone. I wanted to confront her but changed my mind. Because this kind girl dey put people for trouble. I no know wetin she go post again about me because I also went through her previous posts. Infact she posts everything happening in their house. It was there that I even got to know that her dad slapped her mum the previous day.
But eno is really crazy ooo. if she dey market, she go post am. All the guys wey toast her, she will upload their photos, phone numbers on instagram. Thank God she doesn’t know my name on instagram, she would have tagged me and it would be disgrace for me.
I wanted to confront her about what she posted about me but changed my mind. I no know wetin she go go instagram go post again.
As days go by, my life in Sunny’s house became hell. Virtually all my movement in the house was monitored and was been uploaded on instagram. I became a slave to eno. I was considering leaving but I have no place to stay again for the remaining days.
Few days later, Sunny’s dad asked me to escort Eno to where she would be having her CBT Jamb examination. I accepted. Throughout the journey to the school she would be having her exams, she was just updating her status, taking selfies.
“Jamb cbt loading,” was the last thing she posted before handing her phone to me to enter the hall for her exam.
Unfortunately after the exam, results came out and Eno stopped updating anything about Jamb result on instagram. I asked about her result, what she scored but she refused to tell me. I frequented her page on instagram to know if she would post about it because she post virtually everything about her on her page. But she didn’t post anything about her Jamb score. For 3 days i asked her what she scored, she didn’t tell me. Not until about a week later when I visited her instagram page. I met drama, she posted.
“Hey everyone, Jamb result was great. Team above 200. Uniben Loading”
As she posted, people began commenting. Na so her papa wey don travel go Abuja commented. And the drama began.
Eno’s father (EF) --- 200, is that what you told me Eno
Eno ---------- Daddy, what are you trying to say
EF ---------- was that what you told me?
Eno ----- Daddy why are you doing this to me nah
EF ------- tell them your real score. Tell them what you scored in Jamb.
Eno ------ 273 is what I scored daddy.
EF --------- 273 koh, 142 Nih.
My people, she didn’t score any 273 oooo. She is just lieing.
Eno ------ Ohhhhh daddy, may God forgive you.
When I saw all these, I laughed as if instagram does not exist. After when I had left their house, Eno rarely posts on instagram.

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lwkm....Eno - daughter of ig

Lol...funny

Lolz funny.

very funny this should be in the jokes section, Parents make una watch una pikin o!!!!!!!