[b]GEJ: picks up phone, scrolls through contacts and dials Buhari...
Phone ringing: asalamu aliakum jema'a, dun Allah indan kuka pito zabe...


GMB: picks call... Hello


GEJ: Hello, it's me Goodluck


GMB: Lailaha ilalahu, is it you is calling me?


GEJ: yes, how was the elections in the north?


GMB: walahi it is fine, I just go for credit, I go my house, I come back for vote with my wife after we just left.

I see you fa when you are struggle for credit with your wife.


GEJ: okay, it's not credit, it is accreditation.


GMB: Toh yowa na gode.


GEJ: about the accreditation problem, it's just a technical fault, but it was later sorted out.


GAMB: Technical ka ce? I thought it is electric fault fa.

Ama no problem since you don vote.


GEJ: Thank you.


GMB: How is your wife feshents?


GEJ: She is at the backyard doing her English home lessons.

How is your own wife Aisha?


GMB: Walahi she is a sleeping.
Did you hear what she did on the election day?


GEJ: No, what happened?


GMB: Walahi this woman jus vote for PDP. I was very vex.
Ama dei ba komai, if I win I will marry another wife for my first lady and I will dash you this one.


GEJ: That's is wickedness.


GMB: Eh toh she don't know is wicked to vote Fee Dee Fee?


GEJ: Anyways no problem. I see you won most northern states with a landslide.


GMB: for where you see?
I no win with lanslide fa, it is FeeVeeCee I used.


GEJ: I see you don't understand what I mean.
Are you following the collation so far on tv?


GMB: Yes, you are winning for now.
But don't worry my people have not arrived.


GEJ: Well, that's not my problem now.
I called you to confirm some things.

GMB: okay, what's that?


GEJ: You said you are going to stabilize world economy and oil prices.


GMB: Yes.


GEJ: How do you intend to achieve that?


GMB: Walahi, I don't know fa, let me call Tunubi to ask him because he is the one that said I should say we will stabilize world economy and obasango said I should say we will stabilize oil price.


GEJ: Hmm.
What about corruption?


GMB: Let me ask you too.
Do you use corruption to clean corruption?

Are you there? Answer me.


GEJ: Okay, do you think you'll win?


GMB: Why not!
Don't worry, if I win I will give you appointment for minister of water resources.


GEJ: No, don't worry.


GMB: You don't want?
Okay, I can employ you in my cattle farm.


GEJ: Are you trying to insult me?


GMB: Salt? Kai, goodluck you want to start salt production? No problem I will allocate land to you for your factory in borno state.


GEJ: I can see your age is affecting you.


GMB: Walahi, I told Tunubi and Obasango that i cant rule but they said I should be there, that Osibande will be ruling. I will just be signing only.


GEJ: Why do you always call your vice the wrong name?


GMB: It is not my fault, I just told you my brain is weak.
And kuma that hibo name is hard to fronounce fa.


GEJ: How can you say he is igbo?


GMB: Is he not hibo? Is he not from south east in Lagos?


GEJ: Okay, I will call you back. I have drink to drink after I get myself I will call you again.


GMB: You want to go and drink what?


GEJ: Alcohol, will you drink?


GMB: Yes, I am coming to join you now.


GEJ: Am in Otuoke now, you can't make it.


GMB: Kai, toh bring my own for Aso rock when you are coming.


GEJ: Okay, thanks.


GMB: Yowa na gode.



GEJ: Meanwhile, I want to commend you for conducting your people and making them not go into violence like before.


GMB: Don't thank me, it is the almajiri school you built that helped them to get sense.
Now they know if they spoil the roads you built, the schools, the hospitals, the jobs you created, nobody will do another for them again.

But I fear, you this people don't have sense... they might destroy these things after results are announced, whether in peace or in protest.
But if they try it unless you win else if I win they can't get any of those good things.

They dont know the value.


GEJ: Okay, thank you.

[/b]

do you think we are playing?

Jokes for kids. Dry.

Sighs
Op
I know a good hospital ...

Op is a big F.OOL! I know a good herbalist

Lol...funny joh.....All of A sudden APC peeps are Joyless n Sense of Humourlesd

you don smoke that your weed again ba?

Dyoungstar:
[b]GEJ: picks up phone, scrolls through contacts and dials Buhari...
Phone ringing: asalamu aliakum jema'a, dun Allah indan kuka pito zabe...


GMB: picks call... Hello


GEJ: Hello, it's me Goodluck


GMB: Lailaha ilalahu, is it you is calling me?


GEJ: yes, how was the elections in the north?


GMB: walahi it is fine, I just go for credit, I go my house, I come back for vote with my wife after we just left.

I see you fa when you are struggle for credit with your wife.


GEJ: okay, it's not credit, it is accreditation.


GMB: Toh yowa na gode.


GEJ: about the accreditation problem, it's just a technical fault, but it was later sorted out.


GAMB: Technical ka ce? I thought it is electric fault fa.

Ama no problem since you don vote.


GEJ: Thank you.


GMB: How is your wife feshents?


GEJ: She is at the backyard doing her English home lessons.

How is your own wife Aisha?


GMB: Walahi she is a sleeping.
Did you hear what she did on the election day?


GEJ: No, what happened?


GMB: Walahi this woman jus vote for PDP. I was very vex.
Ama dei ba komai, if I win I will marry another wife for my first lady and I will dash you this one.


GEJ: That's is wickedness.


GMB: Eh toh she don't know is wicked to vote Fee Dee Fee?


GEJ: Anyways no problem. I see you won most northern states with a landslide.


GMB: for where you see?
I no win with lanslide fa, it is FeeVeeCee I used.


GEJ: I see you don't understand what I mean.
Are you following the collation so far on tv?


GMB: Yes, you are winning for now.
But don't worry my people have not arrived.


GEJ: Well, that's not my problem now.
I called you to confirm some things.

GMB: okay, what's that?


GEJ: You said you are going to stabilize world economy and oil prices.


GMB: Yes.


GEJ: How do you intend to achieve that?


GMB: Walahi, I don't know fa, let me call Tunubi to ask him because he is the one that said I should say we will stabilize world economy and obasango said I should say we will stabilize oil price.


GEJ: Hmm.
What about corruption?


GMB: Let me ask you too.
Do you use corruption to clean corruption?

Are you there? Answer me.


GEJ: Okay, do you think you'll win?


GMB: Why not!
Don't worry, if I win I will give you appointment for minister of water resources.


GEJ: No, don't worry.


GMB: You don't want?
Okay, I can employ you in my cattle farm.


GEJ: Are you trying to insult me?


GMB: Salt? Kai, goodluck you want to start salt production? No problem I will allocate land to you for your factory in borno state.


GEJ: I can see your age is affecting you.


GMB: Walahi, I told Tunubi and Obasango that i cant rule but they said I should be there, that Osibande will be ruling. I will just be signing only.


GEJ: Why do you always call your vice the wrong name?


GMB: It is not my fault, I just told you my brain is weak.
And kuma that hibo name is hard to fronounce fa.


GEJ: How can you say he is igbo?


GMB: Is he not hibo? Is he not from south east in Lagos?


GEJ: Okay, I will call you back. I have drink to drink after I get myself I will call you again.


GMB: You want to go and drink what?


GEJ: Alcohol, will you drink?


GMB: Yes, I am coming to join you now.


GEJ: Am in Otuoke now, you can't make it.


GMB: Kai, toh bring my own for Aso rock when you are coming.


GEJ: Okay, thanks.


GMB: Yowa na gode.



GEJ: Meanwhile, I want to commend you for conducting your people and making them not go into violence like before.


GMB: Don't thank me, it is the almajiri school you built that helped them to get sense.
Now they know if they spoil the roads you built, the schools, the hospitals, the jobs you created, nobody will do another for them again.

But I fear, you this people don't have sense... they might destroy these things after results are announced, whether in peace or in protest.
But if they try it unless you win else if I win they can't get any of those good things.

They dont know the value.


GEJ: Okay, thank you.

[/b]

Lol !

Dyoungstar:

GMB: picks call... Hello

GEJ: Hello, it's me Goodluck

GMB: Lailaha ilalahu, is it you is calling... How is your wife feshents?

GEJ: She is at the backyard doing her English home lessons. How is your own wife Aisha?

GMB: Walahi she is a sleeping. Did you hear what she did on the election day?

GEJ: No, what happened?

GMB: Walahi this woman jus vote for PDP. I was very vex. Ama dei ba komai, if I win I will marry another wife for my first lady and I will dash you this one.

I am dead!