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The Three Alter Boys by babysheju2(f): 11:39am On Mar 31, 2015 |
Three alter boys (Man servants) Ibu, Okon and Akpos decided to commit one sin each and after they will go to their parish priest for confession and forgiveness. So, they went to do their sins and goes to the priest for blessing. The priest asked Ibu what his sin was. He said, "I had sex with one alter girl." The priest cautioned him, blessed him and said go drink some holy water. So he did! Akpos saw him drinking the holy water and was laughing. The next one was Okon, and the priest asked him what his sin was. He said, "I was the one that stole last Sunday offering" So he cautioned him, blessed him and told him to go drink some holy water. So he did. Akpos kept laughing more and more The priest asked Akpos who was laughing what his own sin. And as he was laughing he said, "I pissed in the holy water!" The priest asked him to drink the holy water 3 times daily for one month Akpos collapsed |
Re: The Three Alter Boys by Nobody: 11:43am On Mar 31, 2015 |
Lolzzzzz |
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