***READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED***
***ANY READER WHO READS AND ACTS IS AT IT
RISK***©
FIRST OF ALL, BELOW ARE BEST THINGS TO DO
ON APRIL FOOLS DAY
1) GO TO ANY MILITARY BARRACK AND SHOUT
BOKO HARAM
2) RUN FROM YOUR HOUSE IN THE MORNING
TO THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE AND LIE DOWN
ON THE ROAD___TRUST ME NTIN HAPPEN
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3) GO TO ASO VILLA AND SHOUT GOODLUCK IS
OUR PRESIDENT ELECT
4) CALL BUHARI AND TELL HIM ASO VILLA IS IN
HOSTAGE...THAT NO PRESIDENT ELECT WILL
RULE IN 2015
5) ACTING AS A PASTOR TELL YOUR FRIEND TO
SMASH HIS BB PASSPORT ON THE FLOOR THAT
NTIN HAPPENS...
FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS....DON'T FORGET TO
CATCH AND SPREAD THE FUN
#I REP