Jonathan: Helo Sir
Buhari: yea? Helo who is this?
Jonathan: haha..baba, u no get my no.
again?
Buhari: I'm sorry, I don't ve your no. ..so
who am I speaking with?
Jonathan: hmmm... Oga o, na so life be?
OK iam Goodluck Jonathan
Buhari: hahaha....mabinu aburo, how tinz
now, u dy watch channels TV?
Jonathan: I dy watch am jhare. Me don
know say I no fit win b4 nw
Buhari: yes brother... Change is inevitable
Jonathan: such is life, I just call to
congratulate you ni sir
Buhari: congratulate me
Hmmm...something is fishy
Jonathan: haha, nothing nw, remember I
congratulated Aregbesola, Ajumobi,
Amosun, nd other APC gov when they won
Buhari: oooh.... I see, how is mama peace
Jonathan: she dey ooo... She don dy pack
load small small
Buhari: haha.. Y the rush, time still they
now
Jonathan: no time johr
Buhari: OK...but will u like a prison in
Abuja or Bayelsa?
Jonathan: Ha daddy! That's why I called
you... Abeg .
I no wan go prison
Buhari: guy forget that tin...ur prison sure.
No worry, no b only u go go... FFK go
follow, Fayose go join, even Gani Adams,
mama peace, Ngozi, Stella odua
..so don't worry too much, the place will
not be boring
Jonathan: abeq now....
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Lol.....