Akpors was trying to toast Ekaitte his choir
mistress with the help of bible verses; the
following conversation ensued:
Akpors: Do you have a boyfriend?
Ekaitte: Nope. I don’t want to have a boyfriend.
Akpors: oh no!!!! Remember Genesis 2v18, The
Lord God said, It is not good for the man to be
alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.
Ekaitte: But I don’t love you.
Akpors: no, u just have to love me, remember
1John 4v8 “Who ever does not love does not
know God, because God is love.”
Ekaitte: But how can I be sure that you’re loyal
and honest?
Akpors: Mark 13:31 says “Heaven and earth will
pass away, but my words will never pass away.
Ekaitte: But I’m busy, I’m still studying.
Akpors: Yes dear but Ecclesiastes 3:1 said “There
is a time for everything, and a season for every
activity under the heaven.”
Ekaitte: But why me? There are a lot of girls out
there.
Akpors: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all.”
Ekaitte: But what is in me that you like?
Akpors: Song of Solomon 4:7 “You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you.”
Ekaitte: no ooo, I’m not beautiful.
Akpors: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised.”
Ekaitte: Why all dis?
Akpors: 2 Corinthians 2:4 “For I wrote you out of
great distress and anguish of heart and with
many tears, not to grieve you but to let you
know the depth of my love for you.”
Ekaitte: waoooo, I’m flattered, I think I love you,
let’s start with you buying me an Iphone 6
Akpors: No dear, remember 1 John 2v15….love
not the world, neither the things that are in d
world
Ekaitte: omg!!! That reminds me, you don’t have
a job abi?
Akpors: don’t worry, Genesis 22v8 says GOD
WILL PROVIDE.
Ekaitte Fainted!
One word for Akpors this time?

I know say Ekaitte go fall na...

Akpors get am for maggic...


Akpors, look for chilled pure water, she go wake!!!