conversation between GEJ & GMB

Jonathan=> Helo Sir

Buhari=> yea? Helo who is this?

Jonathan=> haha..baba, u no get my no. again?

Buhari=> em sorry, ah dont ve your no. ..so who
am I speaking with?

Jonathan=> hmmm... Oga o, na so life be? OK
I am
Goodluck
Jonathan

Buhari: hahaha....mabinu aburo, how tinz now, u
dey watch
channels TV?

Jonathan=> I dy watch am jhare. Me don know
say I no fit
win b4 nw

Buhari=> yes brother... Change is inevitable

Jonathan=> such is life, I just call to congratulate
you now sir

Buhari: congratulate me Hmmm...something
is
fishy

Jonathan=> haha, nothing nw, remember I
congratulated
Aregbesola, Ajumobi, Amosun, nd other APC gov
when they
won

Buhari=> oooh.... I see, how is mama peace

Jonathan=> she dey ooo... She don dy pack load
small
small

Buhari=> haha.. Y the rush, time still they nw

Jonathan=> no time johr ma people are waiting

Buhari=> OK...but will u like a prison in Abuja or
Bayelsa?

Jonathan=> Ha daddy! That's why I called you...
Abeg .
I no wan go prison

Buhari=> guy forget that tin...ur prison sure. No
worry, no b
only u go go... FFK go follow, Fayose go join,
even
Gani
Adams, mama peace, Ngozi, Stella odua
..so dont worry too much, the place will not be
boring

Jonathan=> abeg now....

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