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Your Advice Will Be Highly Appreciated Concerning my Girl by Hazardd(m): 6:58am On Apr 05, 2015
My girlfriend told me late last nite that it's over between US, I thought about it & I found out that life without her is meaningless, So, I decided to kill myself, I jumped from my reading table to my mouka foam,I didn't die, I went to an express road & looked carefully before crossing the road, nothing happened to ME, I drank 4 bottles of lacasera with too much suya but nothing happened, I took a lot of oranges without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't see hell! I proceeded to another level of concortion*** so, I prepared gizzard & kidney sauce with strawberry juice & lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened, I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so worried now cause I just finish eating fried-rice with chilled maltina & fresh fruit salad but nothing still happened to ME. I'm really upset right now, my friend, What do I do? Should I try plantain & chicken with fresh milk, will it work? Advice me plzz.

I'm waiting for ur advice

#happy Easter

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Re: Your Advice Will Be Highly Appreciated Concerning my Girl by prodogunwanoe(m): 9:30am On Apr 18, 2015
had it been you attended j.s.s 1,you might have advised yourself...#aboki#

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