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PLS I Need Nairalanders Help #confused by schoolboizee: 2:16pm On Apr 06, 2015
¤¤PLS WHAT SHLD I DO?
My name is schoolboi I met this girl on fb and we ve been chatting
for 6 months now.
On Good Friday, i logged in and i saw her
online, and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear
HER: Happy Good Friday...
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is Easter gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for Easter
gift?.
HER: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U want
to deny me Easter gift abi? ....I quickly wnt to
buy N500
card and send the pin into her chat inbox....
ME: dear manage this pls.
HER: Noo, pls am only joking. I will nt take
that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: I refuse. I cnt take anything
from u.....
i quickly loaded the card and transfered it into
her line acct...

HER: u think u are smart eh? ....a minute
latter heard an alert msge tang-tang..''N1,000
is trasfered
to u from...''

ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told u, u shldnt. ...(this girl wan show
me big girl abi?) i used my last N2000 to buy
card, load
am, making N3000 and send it to her.

....Some minutes latter, an alert, tang-tang..
''N6000 is transfered to u from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? I dey vex n i dey
sweat as well.
And i dnt hv any money again!
I called my friend Victor Ayandele and
borrowed N6000 he was keeping for his
landlord, i told him i will be expecting
N24,000 in the next 5min and i will pay him
back... i quickly buy card of N6000, and sent
her the N12,000..and i kept my phone close to
my ear expecting alert... ten minutes
later, instead of msge alert, it was a call from
her...

''Hello dear, jst call to thank u for the Good
Friday gift.. we'll chat latter''.... chaiiiii!!!! I
don enter one chance (am sweating siriously)
Now, landlord is on my friends Randy
neck and he is on my neck too!
What shld i do?

Pls advice me Whatapp (08184680337) or help me beg him
Re: PLS I Need Nairalanders Help #confused by Zazee99: 3:23pm On Apr 06, 2015
Meeenn, nawa for u oooo! U don become mugu be dat

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Re: PLS I Need Nairalanders Help #confused by davidayn(m): 4:48pm On Apr 06, 2015
Baba , walahi , na becos of u Psquare sing MMS mugu money spender !!! Lol, funny post tho

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