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Careful What You Wish For by sexyLeamon(f): 5:23am On Jan 29, 2009 |
A guy found a magic lamp and, naturally, he rubbed it. A genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want." The guy thought and thought, and finally gave his answer. "I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want." "As you wish," replied the genie. So the genie turned him into a toilet seat. |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 8:54am On Jan 29, 2009 |
what if the poor man said 'pussies'? |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 8:59am On Jan 29, 2009 |
what if the poor man said 'pussies'? |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by spenchuks(m): 8:59am On Jan 29, 2009 |
corrupt mind must u post it twice? |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 10:18am On Jan 29, 2009 |
WAS ONLY ASKIG A QUESTION, TWICE |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by spenchuks(m): 10:22am On Jan 29, 2009 |
are u a stammerer? |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
yeah! i even stammer in my dream |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by nowat(f): 2:55pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
even in class |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by romsky: 2:59pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
no wonder he alwys bed wet thinking he was aving a wet drim |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
i also stammer while f, king, lasts longer |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by romsky: 3:12pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
ha u go don call difrrent names b4 orgasm b dat o |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 3:24pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
eh na, like roma, sex, spen, now, eh, eh, eh! |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by romsky: 3:25pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
no be me & u, since na so so guy names u dey call |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 4:19pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
dont bother ,ok.your ass is safe |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by romsky: 4:28pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
oops another gay on the road |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 5:14pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by spenchuks(m): 5:18pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
*runs away* |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by mykali(m): 6:23pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
if i was the man, i woulda wished to be hard all the time and have all the money in the world. then the asses would come around my stick like flies. only. . .if i was the man . . . . |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by dani1luv: 7:21pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
umph |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by spenchuks(m): 10:23am On Jan 30, 2009 |
mykali: Thank God u are not the man |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by dani1luv: 8:36pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
and if u were |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by sexyLeamon(f): 12:52am On Feb 06, 2009 |
mykali:spot on very clever |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by clemcykul(f): 10:32am On Feb 06, 2009 |
*peeps and leaves thread via a nearby window* |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Lolabbey: 4:41pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
clemcy sure ur leg neva break,no wonder i didnt read frm u @posters,corupt mind plenty 4 hia oooo |
Re: Careful What You Wish For by clemcykul(f): 11:27am On Feb 11, 2009 |
honestly lola i still dey use clutches |
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