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Careful What You Wish For by sexyLeamon(f): 5:23am On Jan 29, 2009
A guy found a magic lamp and, naturally, he rubbed it. A genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want."

The guy thought and thought, and finally gave his answer. "I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want."

"As you wish," replied the genie. So the genie turned him into a toilet seat.
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 8:54am On Jan 29, 2009
shocked shocked what if the poor man said 'pussies'? grin grin
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 8:59am On Jan 29, 2009
shocked shocked what if the poor man said 'pussies'? grin grin
Re: Careful What You Wish For by spenchuks(m): 8:59am On Jan 29, 2009
corrupt mind sad must u post it twice? undecided
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 10:18am On Jan 29, 2009
WAS ONLY ASKIG A QUESTION, TWICE wink
Re: Careful What You Wish For by spenchuks(m): 10:22am On Jan 29, 2009
are u a stammerer? undecided
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jan 29, 2009
grin grin yeah! i even stammer in my dream
Re: Careful What You Wish For by nowat(f): 2:55pm On Jan 29, 2009
even in class
Re: Careful What You Wish For by romsky: 2:59pm On Jan 29, 2009
no wonder he alwys bed wet thinking he was aving a wet drim
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jan 29, 2009
i also stammer while f, king, lasts longer
Re: Careful What You Wish For by romsky: 3:12pm On Jan 29, 2009
ha u go don call difrrent names b4 orgasm b dat o
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 3:24pm On Jan 29, 2009
eh na, like roma, sex, spen, now, eh, eh, eh!
Re: Careful What You Wish For by romsky: 3:25pm On Jan 29, 2009
no be me & u, since na so so guy names u dey call embarassed
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 4:19pm On Jan 29, 2009
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
dont bother ,ok.your ass is safe tongue
Re: Careful What You Wish For by romsky: 4:28pm On Jan 29, 2009
oops another gay on the road
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Nobody: 5:14pm On Jan 29, 2009
grin cheesy grin cheesy grin shocked grin shocked wink shocked kiss kiss
Re: Careful What You Wish For by spenchuks(m): 5:18pm On Jan 29, 2009
*runs away*
Re: Careful What You Wish For by mykali(m): 6:23pm On Jan 29, 2009
if i was the man, i woulda wished to be hard all the time and have all the money in the world. then the asses would come around my stick like flies. cheesy


only. . .if i was the man . . . . grin
Re: Careful What You Wish For by dani1luv: 7:21pm On Jan 29, 2009
umph
Re: Careful What You Wish For by spenchuks(m): 10:23am On Jan 30, 2009
mykali:

if i was the man, i woulda wished to be hard all the time and have all the money in the world. then the asses would come around my stick like flies. cheesy


only. . .if i was the man . . . . grin


Thank God u are not the man cool
Re: Careful What You Wish For by dani1luv: 8:36pm On Jan 30, 2009
and if u were
Re: Careful What You Wish For by sexyLeamon(f): 12:52am On Feb 06, 2009
mykali:

if i was the man, i woulda wished to be hard all the time and have all the money in the world. then the asses would come around my stick like flies. cheesy


only. . .if i was the man . . . . grin

spot on very clever
Re: Careful What You Wish For by clemcykul(f): 10:32am On Feb 06, 2009
*peeps and leaves thread via a nearby window*
Re: Careful What You Wish For by Lolabbey: 4:41pm On Feb 10, 2009
clemcy sure ur leg neva break,no wonder i didnt read frm u

@posters,corupt mind plenty 4 hia oooo shocked
Re: Careful What You Wish For by clemcykul(f): 11:27am On Feb 11, 2009
honestly lola i still dey use clutches embarassed

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