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The Confusion by sexyLeamon(f): 5:27am On Jan 29, 2009 |
The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes? Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking" "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks. "Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is." "That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward. "Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him." |
Re: The Confusion by agaba123(m): 5:32am On Jan 29, 2009 |
nice one 'if he finds his way home, do not sleep with him' |
Re: The Confusion by Nobody: 8:52am On Jan 29, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: The Confusion by romsky: 12:03pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
hmmm |
Re: The Confusion by Ben13: 2:01pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
a joke. huh |
Re: The Confusion by folami86: 3:16pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
lol |
Re: The Confusion by folami86: 3:19pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
gud joke lol |
Re: The Confusion by steve49ja(m): 3:22pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
I dont gerrit |
Re: The Confusion by Ben13: 3:33pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
then gerrout |
Re: The Confusion by romsky: 3:35pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
obiageli ben just xplain 2 d poor kid |
Re: The Confusion by Ben13: 3:39pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
ehm. . . that is if I even got the joke |
Re: The Confusion by romsky: 3:43pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
i knew it olodo |
Re: The Confusion by dani1luv: 3:50pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
speaking in parable |
Re: The Confusion by chidipupay(m): 11:56pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
and also in riddles |
Re: The Confusion by sexyLeamon(f): 7:26am On Feb 05, 2009 |
@steve read the title |
Re: The Confusion by clemcykul(f): 8:16am On Feb 05, 2009 |
persons with alzheimers tend to be very forgetful. in other words if the man finds his way home that means he is not alzheimic but if he doesnt that means he's got alzheimer at the same time Aids now laff ur butts out. clem has come to the rescue |
Re: The Confusion by olulu(m): 12:36pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
@ clem u are such a darling, . . , . huh, darling? male2 male? oh gosh, . . , ok, u are such a bear - ing . lol @ poster nice one, keep it coming @ben olodo raba ta oju eja lo mo je. . . , . |
Re: The Confusion by tytylayor: 1:28pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
tnx clem @joke lol |
Re: The Confusion by chidipupay(m): 2:27pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
huh, |
Re: The Confusion by CuteAngel(f): 3:02pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
Hmmmmn |
Re: The Confusion by clemcykul(f): 10:46am On Feb 06, 2009 |
heyy cutiee howdiee i shall be visitn u soonest in ganja land cuss i need ma dope |
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