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The Confusion by sexyLeamon(f): 5:27am On Jan 29, 2009
The phone rings.
The lady of the house answers, "Yes?
Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking"
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks.

"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."
"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward.
"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more
than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
Re: The Confusion by agaba123(m): 5:32am On Jan 29, 2009
nice one 'if he finds his way home, do not sleep with him'
Re: The Confusion by Nobody: 8:52am On Jan 29, 2009
;d ;d ;d
Re: The Confusion by romsky: 12:03pm On Jan 29, 2009
hmmm
Re: The Confusion by Ben13: 2:01pm On Jan 29, 2009
a joke. huh
Re: The Confusion by folami86: 3:16pm On Jan 29, 2009
lol
Re: The Confusion by folami86: 3:19pm On Jan 29, 2009
gud joke lol
Re: The Confusion by steve49ja(m): 3:22pm On Jan 29, 2009
I dont gerrit sad
Re: The Confusion by Ben13: 3:33pm On Jan 29, 2009
then gerrout sad
Re: The Confusion by romsky: 3:35pm On Jan 29, 2009
obiageli ben just xplain 2 d poor kid
Re: The Confusion by Ben13: 3:39pm On Jan 29, 2009
ehm. . . that is if I even got the joke undecided
Re: The Confusion by romsky: 3:43pm On Jan 29, 2009
i knew it olodo
Re: The Confusion by dani1luv: 3:50pm On Jan 29, 2009
speaking in parable
Re: The Confusion by chidipupay(m): 11:56pm On Jan 29, 2009
and also in riddles
Re: The Confusion by sexyLeamon(f): 7:26am On Feb 05, 2009
@steve read the title
Re: The Confusion by clemcykul(f): 8:16am On Feb 05, 2009
persons with alzheimers tend to be very forgetful.

in other words if the man finds his way home that means he is not alzheimic but if he doesnt that means he's got alzheimer at the same time Aids grin

now laff ur butts out. clem has come to the rescue smiley wink
Re: The Confusion by olulu(m): 12:36pm On Feb 05, 2009
@ clem

u are such a darling, . . , . huh, darling? male2 male? oh gosh, . . , shocked shocked
ok, u are such a bear - ing . lol grin grin

@ poster

nice one, keep it coming
grin grin grin


@ben
olodo raba ta
oju eja lo mo je. . . , .
Re: The Confusion by tytylayor: 1:28pm On Feb 05, 2009
tnx clem

@joke
lol
Re: The Confusion by chidipupay(m): 2:27pm On Feb 05, 2009
huh,
Re: The Confusion by CuteAngel(f): 3:02pm On Feb 05, 2009
Hmmmmn
Re: The Confusion by clemcykul(f): 10:46am On Feb 06, 2009
heyy cutiee howdiee grin grin

i shall be visitn u soonest in ganja land cuss i need ma dope grin wink

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