Please, i urgently need to update kaspersky AV 2009 on PCs that do not have internet connection. i have checked everywhere on the net for solution. i ve not gotten any concise answer.

pls help!!!!

everywhere? have you checked the kaspersky website? i know u can get for 7 but i hvnt checked for 2009 sha

jjjkkkooo:

Please, i urgently need to update kaspersky AV 2009 on PCs that do not have internet connection. i have checked everywhere on the net for solution. i ve not gotten any concise answer.

pls help!!!!

Yeah; there is nothing much to it.First things first is you need to download the offline update modules(depending on your version. from Kaspersky website.http://www.kaspersky.com/avupdates but for updates from scratch till date goto, http://www.kaspersky.com/avupdates/zip?open=av-i386-cumul.zip#open
NB:This works for all builds of KAV 7 and KIS 7.

Then on the K (Kaspersky)icon on your task bar, right click it and goto Settings, Update, Source, Add, find the source(Where you downloaded the update modules) then ok it.You should be good to go.

Hope this helps.

Sorry,I forgot to mention that you would upack the zipped update module file when u download it.

it cannot be done . . .

i should know, i'm using kis2009

http://support.kaspersky.com/faq/?qid=208279803

most of these vendors their eye dey chook well well these days -eg more offline activation for adobe products,

the module thing only works wth kaspersky and below. theoretically,you can ask someone to mail you his updated kav 9 fles, which should reside in user/application data/

Kaspersky Lab’s products version 2009 cannot be updated from zip archives. In order to update a computer which is not connected to the Internet, it is recommended to use service which copies updates into the folder (this service is embedded into Kaspersky Lab’s products version 2009).


http://support.kaspersky.com/faq/?qid=208279756

Kaspersky Labs products version 2009 can save updates of threat signatures and program modules to a local source (disc folder, network resource). To update threat signatures or program modules from a local folder and to distribute these update on computer(s) in the local network at least one computer with Internet access is required.

If several Kaspersky Labs products version 2009 are installed in the local network then each copy can be configured to update from a local folder. To configure the product update from a local folder, do the following:
configure one computer to update from Internet from the Kaspersky Lab's servers
on this computer create the folder to store the update files and share either this or default folder:
for Windows XP the default folder is \Documents and Settings\All Users\Application Data\Kaspersky Lab\AVP8\Update distribution
for Windows Vista the default folder is \ProgramData\Kaspersky Lab\AVP8\Update distribution

By default the folder is hidden. If you want to copy updates into this folder, click My Computer > in the Tools menu select Folder Options > go to the View folder > in the list check Show hidden files and folders.



Next configure the databases to be copied to a local folder:
Open the main application window
click the Settings button
in the left part of the window select Update
in the right part of the window click the Settings button
go to the Additional tab
enable the option Copy updates to folder
click the Browse button to define a folder different from the default folder
click OK to close each window
run update of anti-virus databases

if you connect your system to the internet, you can update kaspersky. note that if you are doing this for the first ime,< it can take up to five hours, after which updates take one or two minutes.

i think your best bet i to go legit- thats what i did - the blacklisting was getting tiring - and a one year license ca be bought off ebay for $18

oyb:

it cannot be done . . .

i should know, i'm using kis2009

How can you say that you can't download update module packs for their latest products?Say watin happen now?You don't seem to understand what that phrase depicts.It can be done but not from a zip file;thats why i said you have to unpack the zipped update.Didn't you read my former post oyb.Funny enuf i didn't even see all these from the Kaspersy webpage but i was too sure it could be done as i have done this long ago.It just boils down to selecting a source for the update packs you just downloaded;it could be any folder.Kaspersky just recommended that folder you saw there but that doesn't mean it won't update from somewhere else you save it to.Please try it on your own before you jump into conclusions.

oyb:



i think your best bet i to go legit- thats what i did - the blacklisting was getting tiring - and a one year license ca be bought off ebay for $18

If you need keys, dem dey yapa like 90, i remembered i created a thread for this back then.I think i remember there's crack for it sef only that you have do a manual update which i dont fancy.

femzy,

stop lying and making a fool of yourself. if you take the time to read the links you will see it stated clearly that the downloaded updates from kaspersky site do not work with 2009 products. i am using kaspersky 2009, you obvuiosly are using kaspersky 7. i know that the updates WILL not work because i have been using kaspersky 7 before i switched to 2009, and i have always done the manual update thingy.

of course. its possible hat you downloaded "fully working kaspersky 2009" from a warez forum. did you downoaod your kis 2009 from their website or from somewhere else. any way enough arguing with you. lets ask the poster if your proposed solution works.

oyb , u make me laff mennn, na me u wan talk about kav & kis about to, lol, i have the original products for multi-user license from Kaspersky before and to be sincere there isn't any difference watsoever to it except you just want to decieve yourself.The only difference is the help and support you get when you run into issues and so i can't begin to brawl with you.By the way,who told you that you i am using Kaspersky 7 product.Nairalanders make me laff at times.Your problem is that you can't interprete simple clauses.
Reread you monk;"Concerning to:
# Kaspersky Anti-Virus 2009
# Kaspersky Internet Security 2009

Kaspersky Lab’s products version 2009 cannot be updated from zip archives.


And if you read further,it says you just have to put the update pack into a local folder (and in the real sense; it doesn't matter where you put this pack.That doesn't even stop it from working).


And obviously the complainant isn't here to say whether he has tried it or not & obviously you haven't tried it and i wonder why you arguing about what you haven't tried.Use your lame sense; how can you say they don't allow users to update their current product offline.I am disappointed in you.Mennnnn i beta stop stressing my keyboard cos of you, Go sleep jareee,
PS:we are tired of using the latest K 2009 build , We are waiting for another one, just maybe 2010 version coming out soon ,

bloody charlatan - its idiots like you who tell people with computer viruses to format their hard drives. stop forming computer guru before you destroy someones installation.


i weep for the computer section - look at the pretenders flooding it

mumu , interprete what you have uploaded now!!!!


what brings about this part now? "its idiots like you who tell people with computer viruses to format their hard drives

pele,

obviously you can't read. . .

who dash you KIS 2009 -

you probably know someone who knows someone whose brother uses kaspersky. . .

na ur father dash me!!!

this is a shot of my KIS 2009 - oya post your own quick quick - lets see if ur not full of shit

You are fagggggotttttttttttttt

kisssssssssssssss my asssssssssssssss monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I just checked your profile - just as i thought you're one of the many traders infesting NL -

femzy:

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An Expert Advisor is a "robot". Robots beat humans at chess, and they beat

humans at trading. An EA robot will watch the market for you, placing trades under certain parameters (strategies), avoiding the fear, greed, lack of confidence and inconsistency which characterizes most traders.


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and here you are recommending a 1.1gb application where a host of 800kb apps will do the trick :

femzy:

IMHO, photoshop should handle your basic image resizing needs just fine.

bloody liar

you are a casterated dog who is jumping about in pain looking for where to die(abeg go die for 3rd mainland bridge)  , lol, na my post you wan die ontop, God forbid, lol


If i recommend a TB application for image-resizing needs.How does that affect your jobless barmy life? your dumb medulla doesn't tell you that most average pc users have Adobe installed on their machines yet they don't optimize it for this purpose.

If i trade cocaine, i use your money ni?

[size=16pt]Its obvious you where born from a Scam[/size]

[size=18pt]I am still waiting for you, are you still checking my posts in the romance section, Wayne head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

femzy:

you are a casterated dog who is jumping about in pain looking for where to die(abeg go die for 3rd mainland bridge)  , lol, na my post you wan die ontop, God forbid, lol


If i recommend a TB application for image-resizing needs.How does that affect your jobless barmy life? your dumb medulla doesn't tell you that most average pc users have Adobe installed on their machines yet they don't optimize it for this purpose.

If i trade cocaine, i use your money ni?

[size=16pt]Its obvious you where born from a Scam[/size]

olodo   most pc users have 'adobe' installed on their systems?

er. . .which adobe application(reader, acrobat, cs4, photoshop, air, illustrator, ) in particular? surely you dont think you can resize pictures with adobe reader do you  

stop forming guru - average pc users have 'adobe' installed on their system  

anyway , post this - and if it correspods to your claims  than maybe, just maybe i'm wrong

you are are maluuuuuuuuuuu, do i have to specify, i tot i was talking to a brilliant bot, i didn't know i have to teach you everythaing, sheeeeoooooooooooo

so - i was right you are a liar - you update your kaaspersky online, then come here to blab thats - why you can't show your update settings. i bet you're probably tweaking them right now. . .internet scammer forming techie

small time you will come here hawking blacklisted kis and KAV keys - thats what pond scum like you do best

femzy, why have you run away



are you using 'adobe' to update your kaspersky files

Fish;you were lucky Swift had downtime , From what you have up there does show you hadn't added any manual source whatsoever, And by the way; did i tell you i am currently doing a manual or an automatic update(read between my lines farmer), I have been doing this way back(probably before you were born, go & ask that your father;if he aint dishonest with you).

A man of a decade and a half making noise when you know next to shit,



Awww i almost forgot about the keys, Many of NLers have showered prayers on me for my support;and thats why you can't harm me!!!!!!!!!
[size=18pt]You are just Garbage[/size]

eyah

swift had downtime


wonder why my starcomms didnt




see you showing how dumb you are

a decade is 10 years - so that makes me 15

no wonder, internet charlatan making noise

abi you no sabi navigate to kaspersky update settings

no wonder




amateur/inexeprienced user fronting


look here , better take time and leave my father out of this, your didn't raise you well, or maybe taught you all these dubious traits - if you have any misplaced anger, you know where to direct it

who is interested in harming your lying ass

abeg keep up, you're great entertainment - a bloody telemarketer who doesn't even know simple maths - those people buying from you must love you

so - you can't even tell us what update you're doing - and you are here giving advice about what you don't know

chei!

naija 'comfua engineer' - i remember now, you're the same olodo who was blathering about how the engineers at computer village can remove bios password in 5mins - just last week, my cousin went to pc village to upgrade his laptop ram from 512 to 2gb - the system started demanding a bios password. your famed engineers were on hand but since it was not format and reinstall, they were stumped . they couldn't figure out why the laptop was demanding a bios password because they changed the ram.anyway, he brought the laptop to me, and thats when i found that the maximum ram the laptop supports is 1gb. swapped his 512 mb with a 1gb stick and his system booted up perfectly.meanwhile your associates in computer village had been blathering about how they could give him 4gb of ram if he wanted.

i guess thats the way it is with you comfua engineers - blahering about things you have no experience with. you can usually get away with it because your audience is ignorant. abeg get back to peddling your stolen laptops and psps and antivirus serials.

ode, blathering about having 90 keys which are all blacklisted by now

must be part of your game plan - 'pay me 2500 for the key' 'pay me 2500 to replace the key' and so on

meanwhile 18 x 150 = 2700 and thats for three computers, much cheaper than buying norton subscription at 15,000 plus

i will always advise people against pirating a product that requires frequent updating - because manufacturers ALWAYS blacklist illegal serials a key for trojan remover 6.72 builr 65, will not work with verson 6.72 build 66, as for kaspersky -all you need to do is go to any warez formand see complaints about keys being blacklisted.

of course, if one is like you a shifty, jobless fellow snatching with no serious commitments, one can dedicate two days of every month to hunting the internet for kaspersky keyfiles, some of us have more important things to do

Awwww Mugu;you wokeup to greet your legend!!!Good of you, I will comeback to review your punch article you compiled ere, Durrrooo mo n bo, make i pray first, i go bind you inside dt prayer too oooo

Yeah make i come xchange words with you,

oyb:



eyah

swift had downtime


wonder why my starcomms didnt

Ask google!!!!!!!! Na me you dey ask?Maybe you have a micro% share in starcomms

oyb:


see you showing how dumb you are

a decade is 10 years - so that makes me 15 

no wonder, internet charlatan making noise

yeah that must be really dumb of me, Maybe cos i just wokeup

So you are 30 years


Did you just add Charlatan to your vocab yesterday, Good of you, Keep on saying it so that you won't forget

oyb:



abi you no sabi navigate to kaspersky update settings

no wonder




amateur/inexeprienced  user fronting

Aww the one you saw above was a photocopy abi?

You call me amature/inexperienced nitori AV, I know are just a pissed off dumb senior at 30 who disrespects his ego not to talk about people in the public

oyb:



look here , better take time and leave my father out of this, your didn't raise you well, or maybe taught you all these dubious traits

You started this and i will give it to you and your kindred, fooooooooooolllllllllllll!!!!!!And by the way,look beneath all my post;you don't need power to report me to the moderator

Did you say you could harm me ironically?Please be interested

oyb:


chei!

naija 'comfua engineer'  - i remember now, you're the same olodo who was blathering about how the engineers at computer village can remove bios password in 5mins - just last week, my cousin went to pc village to upgrade his laptop ram from 512 to 2gb - the system started demanding a bios password. your famed engineers were on hand but since it was not format and reinstall, they were stumped . they couldn't figure out why the laptop was demanding a bios password because they changed the ram.anyway, he brought the laptop to me, and thats when i found that the maximum ram the laptop supports is 1gb. swapped his 512 mb with a 1gb stick and his system booted up perfectly.meanwhile your associates in computer village had been blathering about how they could give him 4gb of ram if he wanted.

Quote me where i said 5mins and i will forgive you, Liarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yeah i tot as much, your dumb cousin from a dumb kindred just enters any shop he can crash into.As if he doesn't know there are quacks like you everywhere who what they know best is just to do a memory upgrade!

oyb:


i guess thats the way it is with you comfua engineers - blahering about things you have no experience with. you can usually get away with it because your audience is ignorant. abeg get back to peddling your stolen laptops and psps and antivirus serials.

Thank Jesus i didn't sell them to your kindred and if i stole them from your dumb household;please did bring your police.I think my contact is somewhere around too, pls scoop around for it too, you forgot one thang, u didn't mention my car too that i sold.

oyb:


ode, blathering about having 90 keys which are all blacklisted by now

must be part of your game plan - 'pay me 2500 for the key' 'pay me 2500 to replace the key' and so on

you must be born out of lies!!! Just proof that  i sold a key to anyone on this forum and i would probably pay your broke ass back.

oyb:



meanwhile 18 x 150 = 2700 and thats for three computers, much cheaper than buying norton subscription at 15,000 plus

ki la n so , ki lo n so, weyreee

oyb:




i will always advise people against pirating a product that requires frequent updating - because manufacturers ALWAYS  blacklist illegal serials a key for trojan remover 6.72 builr 65, will not work with verson 6.72 build 66, as for kaspersky -all you need to do is go to any warez formand see complaints about keys being blacklisted.

of course, if one is like you a shifty, jobless fellow snatching with no serious commitments, one can dedicate two days of every month to hunting the internet for kaspersky keyfiles, some of us have more important things to do

In summary i think you are just worth shunning , [size=3pt]May the Lord please gimme grace to[/size]

who you dey call mugu? or do i look like one of those suckers you are selling stolen/yahoozed laptops and psps to at a hefty markup?

see how femzy is suddenly quiet on updating kaspersky 



is foooool the best insult your severely limited vocabulary can come up with? 



see olodo - showing kaspersky status and confusing it with kaspersky updates tab - must be what happens when you venture out of your comfort zone - 'buy your stolen laptops here going going all laptops must go - '

yes because you are the definiton of one.

what is your problem with updating kaspersky and let me treat it murron,

ps:i am willing to go any length with you cos u started it.Disrespect too is reciprocal.

oyb:





see olodo - showing kaspersky status and confusing it with kaspersky updates tab - must be what happens when you venture out of your comfort zone - 'buy your stolen laptops here going going all laptops must go - '

i am talking of my ealier posts talking about how to navigate to the place you just showed incase you don't know,

oga show us screenshots of your update settings, instead of lying. i posted alink to kaspersky's website that states clearly that you cannot update kaspersky 2009 from zip archives. here you are claiming other wise. oya as a so called guru, paste screen shots of video captures showing how you do it - abi you wan form h-acker?

Ok i see your problem you want the snapshot ,  That shouldn't be a problem

oya gbaaaaaaa