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When You Look For A Federal Government Job After May 29th (photo) by shaddi(m): 6:24am On Apr 16, 2015
wink cheesy

Re: When You Look For A Federal Government Job After May 29th (photo) by jhydebaba(m): 6:27am On Apr 16, 2015
Change!!!

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Re: When You Look For A Federal Government Job After May 29th (photo) by Nobody: 6:41am On Apr 16, 2015
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Good day Great Nigerians.
"CHANGE!" STARTS WITH YOU!
1,When someone in the car ahead of you throws wastes on the road, drive next to him, roll down your window & shout, "change!" #ChangeNigeria
2,When you are on a queue and someone tries to force his way in front, scream "change!!". #ChangeNigeria.
3,At the point of entry at either the air or sea port, if a Custom or Immigration official is trying to collect bribe. Shout "Change". # Change Nigeria
4,A landlord that 'habitually' increases house rent. Shout to him "Change". # Change Nigeria
5,Any irregularity in the measurement of food items in the market or the display of fake products in a supermarket or drug store. Shout "Change". #Change Nigeria
6,Any lecturer that wants to collect bribe either in cash or in kind. Shout to him "Change". # Change Nigeria
7,Any public or private servant that is stealing our national heritage. Shout "Change".# Change Nigeria#.
8,When a police officer stops your car and says "Oga, anything for the boys?", tell him, "change!". #ChangeNigeria
9,When you walk past any Nigerian who throws paper or banana peel on the floor, please stop him and tell him, "change!". #ChangeNigeria.
10,If the church near your house is using a loud speaker to disturb the neighbourhood, visit the Pastor and say, "Change!" #ChangeNigeria
11,If the mosque near your house is using a loud speaker to disturb the neighbourhood, visit the Imam and say, "Change" #ChangeNigeria
12,If you are in a vehicle and the driver is driving like someone possessed, shout "Change!" #ChangeNigeria.
13,When somebody is trying to jump a queue at either the bank or the fuel station or the ATM stand shout "Change". #change Nigeria#
14,When an Electricity official cuts your light unjustly shout "Change". # Change Nigeria#
15,If someone is answering a phone and lies about his/her location, shout "Change"#
16,If you are a friend to a man/woman who goes to meet another woman/man and deceives his/her wife/husband that he/she is traveling on an official duty, whisper "CHANGE!"
17,When a fuel attendant tries to short-dispense fuel into your car remind him about "Change " #Change Nigeria#
18,Change starts when you forward this message to your contacts!!!!!!!
~Shared by the Nigeria Patriots.
Good Morning.
Re: When You Look For A Federal Government Job After May 29th (photo) by yuncka: 7:02am On Apr 16, 2015
LoL! She will secure job as a cleaner.

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