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Igbo Man Vs Runs girl by tandoe: 11:00pm On Apr 16, 2015
An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2
million naira to a wrong phone
number via Mobile Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to
stop the person from withdrawing
the money and he came up with
this: He sent a message to the
person's phone saying. "Hello Dark
and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the
money I sent to
u? It's for your initiation into the
Eternal Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the
Ogboni Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's
midnight
12am. That money is only for your
transport. I'll
send you more for your shopping.
There are riches
awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two
weeks after the
initiation, a family member very
close to your heart
will die in a mysterious circumstance
and another
2 weeks later the next person close
to your heart
again will die too, these deaths will
unlock your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at
night to any part of
the world, change into all kinds of
animal to deliver
your various assignments. Remember
to come with
a syringe and needle for drawing
your blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that
you must not
come a minute late nor a minute
earlier because
the Viceroy of Satan will be there
himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in
advance. But in
case you are not ready to join,
please send back
the money otherwise you will die in
the next
24hrs". .......5 minutes later he got
an sms saying, pls send another
10million naira my friends are also
interested...

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Re: Igbo Man Vs Runs girl by kinibigdeal(m): 11:18pm On Apr 16, 2015
grin
Re: Igbo Man Vs Runs girl by adorablepepple(f): 11:36pm On Apr 16, 2015
Rotfl
Re: Igbo Man Vs Runs girl by RoyalPriesthuud(m): 11:53pm On Apr 16, 2015
Kiikiikii.....remembers me of tht 'when an Igbo man does yoga' pic
Re: Igbo Man Vs Runs girl by Edwardhead(m): 12:01am On Apr 17, 2015
Dry but funny
Re: Igbo Man Vs Runs girl by tandoe: 10:05am On Apr 18, 2015
Edwardhead:
Dry but funny
in the same sentence?

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