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I Cant Laffff by austine4real(m): 10:59am On Apr 17, 2015 |
;DLoL let's laugh out LOUd 1. Wickedness is when u put Taribo, OBJ, Taye Taiwo and Bance in front of kids & tell them to sing 'All things bright & beautiful' 2. U be 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ...Ur life is on SOS 3. Bcoz say u wan impress ur GIRLFRIEND, u wan con act JACKIE CHAN in front of a furious MOPO, broda, R.I.P in advance 4. Ur BF beats you on a Daily Basis, you put his picture Up and Ur BBM Status Reads "you bring Out the Best in me" ..... Are you a Drum 5. At 40, U are still seeking for the perfect gentleman. Aunty, U be Legend of the Seeker? 6. I wanna be so full of christ that when a mosquito bites me,it flies away singing "There's power in the blood 7. A father is scolding his son because he failed math test. Dad:"Is segun not ur mate?!" Son: "Is dangote not ur mate? 8. You can't be UGLY and den play ''hard to get''. it doesn't work that way; you're already ''Hard To Want''. 9. Your CGPA is below 1.0 in school yet you demand for brazilian hair as val's gift... Which head you wan put am ontop? Olodo 10. Most Girls pray For Hardworking men, Yet they don't respond To Greetings From Bricklayers :s 11. U drank garri twice today, bought N100 Mtn recharge card, subscribed for 10MB, came on Twitter& wrote "Money no b problem" Ur case dey court 12. Every girl has a price. For some its diamond rings, some its fried rice & for some its just a bottle of La Casera 13. What shall it profit a girl to have all the brazilian hair in the whole world and still lose her boyfriend to a girl on low cut 14. If you call a girl and she is not picking... send her a credit voucher... take one digit out and wait 15. PASTOR: If your Bible & iPad are falling, Which ll u catch 1st?.. AKPOS: My iPad o cos the Bible said the Word of God can't be broken 1 Like |
Re: I Cant Laffff by DuchessLily(f): 11:03am On Apr 17, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: I Cant Laffff by Nobody: 11:04am On Apr 17, 2015 |
Disapointment, is when you waste your time typing all this, and no one laugh as you think. |
Re: I Cant Laffff by harrysterol(m): 11:12am On Apr 17, 2015 |
crazysaint: |
Re: I Cant Laffff by ivyT(f): 11:17am On Apr 17, 2015 |
I had a good laugh |
Re: I Cant Laffff by ELTON123(m): 11:17am On Apr 17, 2015 |
Hahahahahhaha sorry was that funny ... |
Re: I Cant Laffff by Brugo(m): 11:19am On Apr 17, 2015 |
Recycled |
Re: I Cant Laffff by johnydon22(m): 12:01pm On Apr 17, 2015 |
No wonder you can't laugh.... It was so funny that my laugh went on vacation |
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