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Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by Beamborla(f): 8:44am On Apr 21, 2015
Front page?

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Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by boolet: 8:45am On Apr 21, 2015
Lol
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by temhab(f): 8:45am On Apr 21, 2015
Lol

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Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by Folly4me(m): 8:46am On Apr 21, 2015
D poster is a clown

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Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by ceejay80s(m): 8:46am On Apr 21, 2015
Guys, this is unbelievable, no cold soft drink the whole lagos state today, from surulere to mushinto Victoria island and back to ikeja no cold soft drink....
Even shoprite sef no get, what is wrong with nepa
Honestly, nigeria is DOOMED
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by Folly4me(m): 8:46am On Apr 21, 2015
D op is a clown. Doesnt look funny at all
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by buoye1(m): 8:48am On Apr 21, 2015
really funny
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by femolala001(m): 8:49am On Apr 21, 2015
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by Nobody: 8:49am On Apr 21, 2015
Eghosakelly:
Lol
pls help me on this thing,i need this thing move to
frontpage .pls you can help me modify your post and help
me add this link www.nairaland.com/2257006/urgently- need-nairalanderspls#32733809 this is my life
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by blessin30289(f): 8:49am On Apr 21, 2015
I no sweet at alllllllll
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by boxypane(m): 8:50am On Apr 21, 2015
LOL. In other news! Mtn giving warning signals, simply states how frustrated ppl are abt there network.
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by Nobody: 8:51am On Apr 21, 2015
edozie04:
Funny but aint laughing
pls read and help me on this thing,i need this thing move to
frontpage .pls you can help me modify your post and help
me add this link www.nairaland.com/2257006/urgently- need-nairalanderspls#32733809 this is my life
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by danbrowndmf(m): 8:53am On Apr 21, 2015
kennygee:
LWKMD.

He for wear Yellow suit too na.
Bea,this ur DP u knw dy change am small sef?
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by Nobody: 8:54am On Apr 21, 2015
dkronicle:
Z dat pic funny.
pls read and help me on this thing,i need this thing move to
frontpage .pls you can help me modify your post and help
me add this link www.nairaland.com/2257006/urgently- need-nairalanderspls#32733809 this is my life
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by Detayo7(m): 8:54am On Apr 21, 2015
Shoro niyen
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by femi1690: 8:54am On Apr 21, 2015
Funny small. angry[color=#006600][/color]
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by holusormi(m): 8:54am On Apr 21, 2015
koligs:
Boring and dry...
laugh @this instead

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2
million naira to a wrong phone
number via Mobile Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to
stop the person from withdrawing
the money and he came up with
this: He sent a message to the
person's phone saying. "Hello Dark
and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the
money I sent to
u? It's for your initiation into the
Eternal Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the
Ogboni Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's
midnight
12am. That money is only for your
transport. I'll
send you more for your shopping.
There are riches
awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two
weeks after the
initiation, a family member very
close to your heart
will die in a mysterious circumstance
and another
2 weeks later the next person close
to your heart
again will die too, these deaths will
unlock your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at
night to any part of
the world, change into all kinds of
animal to deliver
your various assignments. Remember
to come with
a syringe and needle for drawing
your blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that
you must not
come a minute late nor a minute
earlier because
the Viceroy of Satan will be there
himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in
advance. But in
case you are not ready to join,
please send back
the money otherwise you will die in
the next
24hrs". .......5 minutes later he got
an sms saying, pls send another
10million naira my friends are also
interested...

Actually this sounds more stu.pid than funny

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Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by Nobody: 8:55am On Apr 21, 2015
LatestTrend:
Not funny. Nice try tho. tongue
pls read and help me on this thing,i need this thing move to
frontpage .pls you can help me modify your post and help
me add this link www.nairaland.com/2257006/urgently- need-nairalanderspls#32733809 this is my life
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by babatgtr: 8:55am On Apr 21, 2015
koligs:
Boring and dry...
laugh @this instead

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2
million naira to a wrong phone
number via Mobile Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to
stop the person from withdrawing
the money and he came up with
this: He sent a message to the
person's phone saying. "Hello Dark
and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the
money I sent to
u? It's for your initiation into the
Eternal Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the
Ogboni Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's
midnight
12am. That money is only for your
transport. I'll
send you more for your shopping.
There are riches
awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two
weeks after the
initiation, a family member very
close to your heart
will die in a mysterious circumstance
and another
2 weeks later the next person close
to your heart
again will die too, these deaths will
unlock your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at
night to any part of
the world, change into all kinds of
animal to deliver
your various assignments. Remember
to come with
a syringe and needle for drawing
your blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that
you must not
come a minute late nor a minute
earlier because
the Viceroy of Satan will be there
himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in
advance. But in
case you are not ready to join,
please send back
the money otherwise you will die in
the next
24hrs". .......5 minutes later he got
an sms saying, pls send another
10million naira my friends are also
interested...
cant stop lafn

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Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by jiggalo(m): 8:57am On Apr 21, 2015
koligs:
Boring and dry...
laugh @this instead

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2
million naira to a wrong phone
number via Mobile Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to
stop the person from withdrawing
the money and he came up with
this: He sent a message to the
person's phone saying. "Hello Dark
and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the
money I sent to
u? It's for your initiation into the
Eternal Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the
Ogboni Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's
midnight
12am. That money is only for your
transport. I'll
send you more for your shopping.
There are riches
awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two
weeks after the
initiation, a family member very
close to your heart
will die in a mysterious circumstance
and another
2 weeks later the next person close
to your heart
again will die too, these deaths will
unlock your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at
night to any part of
the world, change into all kinds of
animal to deliver
your various assignments. Remember
to come with
a syringe and needle for drawing
your blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that
you must not
come a minute late nor a minute
earlier because
the Viceroy of Satan will be there
himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in
advance. But in
case you are not ready to join,
please send back
the money otherwise you will die in
the next
24hrs". .......5 minutes later he got
an sms saying, pls send another
10million naira my friends are also
interested...
I beg u no go kill person grin
koligs:
Boring and dry...
laugh @this instead

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2
million naira to a wrong phone
number via Mobile Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to
stop the person from withdrawing
the money and he came up with
this: He sent a message to the
person's phone saying. "Hello Dark
and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the
money I sent to
u? It's for your initiation into the
Eternal Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the
Ogboni Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's
midnight
12am. That money is only for your
transport. I'll
send you more for your shopping.
There are riches
awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two
weeks after the
initiation, a family member very
close to your heart
will die in a mysterious circumstance
and another
2 weeks later the next person close
to your heart
again will die too, these deaths will
unlock your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at
night to any part of
the world, change into all kinds of
animal to deliver
your various assignments. Remember
to come with
a syringe and needle for drawing
your blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that
you must not
come a minute late nor a minute
earlier because
the Viceroy of Satan will be there
himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in
advance. But in
case you are not ready to join,
please send back
the money otherwise you will die in
the next
24hrs". .......5 minutes later he got
an sms saying, pls send another
10million naira my friends are also
interested...
I beg u no go kill person
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by swizz01(m): 8:58am On Apr 21, 2015
koligs:
Boring and dry...
laugh @this instead

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2
million naira to a wrong phone
number via Mobile Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to
stop the person from withdrawing
the money and he came up with
this: He sent a message to the
person's phone saying. "Hello Dark
and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the
money I sent to
u? It's for your initiation into the
Eternal Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the
Ogboni Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's
midnight
12am. That money is only for your
transport. I'll
send you more for your shopping.
There are riches
awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two
weeks after the
initiation, a family member very
close to your heart
will die in a mysterious circumstance
and another
2 weeks later the next person close
to your heart
again will die too, these deaths will
unlock your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at
night to any part of
the world, change into all kinds of
animal to deliver
your various assignments. Remember
to come with
a syringe and needle for drawing
your blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that
you must not
come a minute late nor a minute
earlier because
the Viceroy of Satan will be there
himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in
advance. But in
case you are not ready to join,
please send back
the money otherwise you will die in
the next
24hrs". .......5 minutes later he got
an sms saying, pls send another
10million naira my friends are also
interested...


we dey complain abt d mtn guy own , u drop dis sleeping tablet of a joke here...why?
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by soulhighman(m): 9:02am On Apr 21, 2015
I'm still wondering how this pic got to front page
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by Nobody: 9:03am On Apr 21, 2015
Hishuula:
pls read and help me on this thing,i need this thing move to
frontpage .pls you can help me modify your post and help
me add this link www.nairaland.com/2257006/urgently- need-nairalanderspls#32733809 this is my life
seriously A lame joke is your life Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! see what unemployment has caused
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by AdeniyiA(m): 9:03am On Apr 21, 2015
edozie04:
Funny but aint laughing
who collect your bread?
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by harry509: 9:03am On Apr 21, 2015
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by SUCRE007: 9:05am On Apr 21, 2015
A guy actually wore this and start feeling gangsta?


Hmmmmmm
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by Nobody: 9:06am On Apr 21, 2015
AdeniyiA:

who collect your bread?
sikirat
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by Nobody: 9:08am On Apr 21, 2015
ZDXQ:
Is this Funny? I think Not...Thats the mentality of a common Nigerian always easy going thats why we are taken for granted..

Xenophobia is on going and somebody is doing dis lame rubbish to further bring down our reputation, if nigeria was carrying out an attack on d citizens of SA I bet it would have been a different game.

I just ended up getting so angry.
That's why Nigeria is the bigger brother, We are expected to overlook the folly of our kid brothers. That's why we are Nigerians.
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by Nobody: 9:12am On Apr 21, 2015
edozie04:
seriously A lame joke is your life Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! see what unemployment has caused
bro now,,,you mean this is not true ? There re proof there for you to check,,honestly i dont expect this as a reply from you
Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by idithlove(f): 9:12am On Apr 21, 2015
:PNot funny to me

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