> IRONY OF LIFE!
> (strange but true...)
> 1. The lawyer hopes you get in trouble
> 2. The doctor hopes you get sick
> 3. The police hopes you become a criminal
> 4. The teacher hopes you are born stupid
> 5. The landlord hopes that you don't build a house
> 6. The prostitute hopes you don't marry
> 7. The dentist hopes that your teeth decays
> 8. The mechanic hopes that your car breaks down
> 9. The coffin-maker wants you dead
> 10. Only a thief wishes you prosperity in Life!
so as to get something from you.
> Hug a thief next to you!

Very ironic