A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney,
walks into a room to meet with his Ex-accountant.

The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is
the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The accountant does not answer.

The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3
million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a
deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I
can interpret for you."

The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my
damn money is!"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the
accountant where the 3 million dollars is.

The accountant signs back, "I don't know
what you are talking about."

The attorney interprets to the Godfather,
"He doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol,
puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks
the trigger and says, "Ask him again where my
damn money is!"

The attorney signs to the accountant,
"Wants to know where it is!"

The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK!,
the money is hidden in a brown suitcase
behind the shed in my backyard!"

The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?"

The attorney interprets to the Godfather,
"He says, Go to hell, you don't have the guts
to pull the trigger."

That's soooo wonderfull.

am very sure the attorney's goin to get the burks for im self....

Meanie

Good one !

someone on nairaland acts like the attorney

Kai!!!Lawyers!!!

@ ariba. Man, where do you get all this F*****ng good stuff from ?

Very nice one. Now I am looking for a deaf and dumb accountant...

trooper ima real comic guy i love jokes,i follow them up,i create them and i laugh at them too

lol

:d

Everyone on nairaland is an attorney.

that guy is so dead

just like ya pardner

you are ur own

;d

not bad

Lawyers& their tricks. . .darn it!!! LMYO

is that how to laff?

how else AGAIN do pple laff. . .twinny?

err i dont know ;d d ;d ;d ;d

silly puppy

above me

_{*looks around*}

There!!! above me

Good one ariba!

when i started reading the joke i tot it was the true life story i heard in my church when a rich old man called his accountant and his lawyer to see him at home. He also called called our senior pastor to come around. when they got there, he told my pastor HE WANTED TO DIE LIKE JESUS. Confusingly, my pator said he asked what that meant. he said as you can see, I'M SITTING IN BETWEEN TWO THIEVES. then he started telling them what they've been doing and why he's been keeping quiet.

only God knows where we are going to in this country
we dont even know who the real thieves are

the lawyers, the bankers, the policemen, the government, the armed robbers or even the citizens

@ first post

STALE!

@bliss

mon bonbon. . .where hast thou beenest!!!

I no say the joke stale but u no suppose caps lock the whole thing nao

breeze don blow fowl y********nsh don open ;d

u fink Venom's butt is same as a bird's?

bu ha ha, venom see as clem dey find ur trouble this early morning.

I've been around mi bruv, been around watching ya'll.