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bad attorney by Nobody: 7:38pm On Oct 12, 2005 |
A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his Ex-accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant does not answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you." The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!" The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is. The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where my damn money is!" The attorney signs to the accountant, "Wants to know where it is!" The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK!, the money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!" The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?" The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says, Go to hell, you don't have the guts to pull the trigger." |
Re: bad attorney by hotangel2(f): 3:49am On Oct 14, 2005 |
That's soooo wonderfull. |
Re: bad attorney by esconedge(m): 10:45am On Oct 14, 2005 |
am very sure the attorney's goin to get the burks for im self.... |
Re: bad attorney by fabian(f): 5:18pm On Oct 14, 2005 |
Meanie |
Re: bad attorney by Trooper(m): 3:38am On Oct 27, 2005 |
Good one ! |
Re: bad attorney by Nobody: 3:09pm On Oct 27, 2005 |
someone on nairaland acts like the attorney |
Re: bad attorney by snazzydawn(f): 3:18pm On Oct 27, 2005 |
Kai!!!Lawyers!!! |
Re: bad attorney by Trooper(m): 1:24am On Oct 30, 2005 |
@ ariba. Man, where do you get all this F*****ng good stuff from ? |
Re: bad attorney by PaypalGod(m): 7:16am On Oct 31, 2005 |
Very nice one. Now I am looking for a deaf and dumb accountant... |
Re: bad attorney by Nobody: 2:08pm On Oct 31, 2005 |
trooper ima real comic guy i love jokes,i follow them up,i create them and i laugh at them too |
Re: bad attorney by GeeCee(m): 1:53am On Jun 28, 2009 |
lol |
Re: bad attorney by romsky: 2:36pm On Jun 29, 2009 |
:d |
Re: bad attorney by biola44: 4:33pm On Jun 29, 2009 |
Re: bad attorney by mamagee3(f): 11:51pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
Everyone on nairaland is an attorney. |
Re: bad attorney by Jeovy(m): 12:19pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
that guy is so dead |
Re: bad attorney by dani1luv: 12:27pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
just like ya pardner |
Re: bad attorney by Jeovy(m): 12:57pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
you are ur own |
Re: bad attorney by Arcani: 7:59pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
nice and ajasa |
Re: bad attorney by blacksta(m): 8:27pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
;d |
Re: bad attorney by sexyLeamon(f): 5:48am On Jul 13, 2009 |
not bad |
Re: bad attorney by v3: 9:59am On Jul 13, 2009 |
Lawyers& their tricks. . .darn it!!! LMYO |
Re: bad attorney by clemcykul(f): 10:35am On Jul 13, 2009 |
is that how to laff? |
Re: bad attorney by v3: 10:36am On Jul 13, 2009 |
how else AGAIN do pple laff. . .twinny? |
Re: bad attorney by clemcykul(f): 11:20am On Jul 13, 2009 |
err i dont know ;d d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: bad attorney by v3: 8:51am On Jul 14, 2009 |
silly puppy |
Re: bad attorney by sylve11: 9:07am On Jul 14, 2009 |
above me |
Re: bad attorney by v3: 9:09am On Jul 14, 2009 |
*looks around* There!!! above me |
Re: bad attorney by damhadji(m): 9:23am On Jul 14, 2009 |
Good one ariba! when i started reading the joke i tot it was the true life story i heard in my church when a rich old man called his accountant and his lawyer to see him at home. He also called called our senior pastor to come around. when they got there, he told my pastor HE WANTED TO DIE LIKE JESUS. Confusingly, my pator said he asked what that meant. he said as you can see, I'M SITTING IN BETWEEN TWO THIEVES. then he started telling them what they've been doing and why he's been keeping quiet. only God knows where we are going to in this country we dont even know who the real thieves are the lawyers, the bankers, the policemen, the government, the armed robbers or even the citizens |
Re: bad attorney by blissieng(f): 9:25am On Jul 14, 2009 |
@ first post STALE! |
Re: bad attorney by v3: 9:32am On Jul 14, 2009 |
@bliss mon bonbon. . .where hast thou beenest!!! I no say the joke stale but u no suppose caps lock the whole thing nao |
Re: bad attorney by clemcykul(f): 9:34am On Jul 14, 2009 |
breeze don blow fowl y********nsh don open ;d |
Re: bad attorney by blissieng(f): 9:37am On Jul 14, 2009 |
u fink Venom's butt is same as a bird's? bu ha ha, venom see as clem dey find ur trouble this early morning. I've been around mi bruv, been around watching ya'll. |
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