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Funny Nigerian Quotes.... by smemud(m): 3:31pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
(1). "People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is not even our first or second problem, maybe the third"- President Jonathan (2014) (2). "You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Reporter (3). "How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010) (4). "We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009) (5). “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010) (6). "If I don't contest, Nigerians will feel wan kine" - President Goodluck Jonathan to Christiana Amanpour on CNN (7). "God is a Democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang (. "President Yar'Adua can rule from anywhere in the World"- AGF Michael Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'Adua (9). "Most of what Nigerians call corruption is not corruption. It is mere stealing" - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014) (10). “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience Jonathan (2012) (11). "Na only you waka come? Diaris God o!" - Dame Patience Jonathan (2014) (12). “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attacks are everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ (13). "Those that died at the Immigration stampede died as a result of impatience"- Min of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014) (14). "Boko Haram has restricted my movements within Nigeria. Why are you asking me to go Chibok? Will that # BringBackOurGirls? - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014) (15). "No girls were abducted from Chibok. It is a hoax to make President Jonathan look bad." - Unofficial Presidential Spokesman, Asari 'Obese Thug' Dokubo (2014). (16). "I did not say Boko Haram was in my cabinet. What I said was they were everywhere in my government." - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014)..Pls add yours |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes.... by ephemm(m): 3:35pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
May 6, 2010 - March 31, 2015 - the period we put mumu at Aso Rock. From March 31, 2015 he stopped talking and became a bit saner |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes.... by Janet101(f): 3:38pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Very funny |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes.... by Datas121(m): 4:18pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes.... by Babe2sure(f): 4:23pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Hahahahaha! |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes.... by Faculty14(m): 4:38pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Yeah..funny |
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