(1). "People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria.
It is not even our first or second problem,
maybe the third"- President Jonathan (2014)
(2). "You must be very stupid for saying I
bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're
stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Reporter
(3). "How will you tell me I don't have right to
treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I
installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)
(4). "We want to thank the President for
bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information
Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)
(5). “I will rather kill myself than commit
suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010)
(6). "If I don't contest, Nigerians will feel wan
kine" - President Goodluck Jonathan to
Christiana Amanpour on CNN
(7). "God is a Democrat, does not support
rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means
God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang
(. "President Yar'Adua can rule from
anywhere in the World"- AGF Michael
Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'Adua
(9). "Most of what Nigerians call corruption is
not corruption. It is mere stealing" - President
Goodluck Jonathan (2014)
(10). “I can see camera people. Are they going
to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience
Jonathan (2012)
(11). "Na only you waka come? Diaris God o!"
- Dame Patience Jonathan (2014)
(12). “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attacks
are everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ
(13). "Those that died at the Immigration
stampede died as a result of impatience"- Min
of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014)
(14). "Boko Haram has restricted my
movements within Nigeria. Why are you
asking me to go Chibok? Will that #
BringBackOurGirls? - President Goodluck
Jonathan (2014)
(15). "No girls were abducted from Chibok. It
is a hoax to make President Jonathan look
bad." - Unofficial Presidential Spokesman,
Asari 'Obese Thug' Dokubo (2014).
(16). "I did not say Boko Haram was in my
cabinet. What I said was they were everywhere
in my government." - President Goodluck
Jonathan (2014)..Pls add yours

May 6, 2010 - March 31, 2015 - the period we put mumu at Aso Rock.

From March 31, 2015 he stopped talking and became a bit saner

Very funny

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Hahahahaha!

Yeah..funny