(1). "People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria.
It is not even our first or second problem,
maybe the third"- President Jonathan (2014)
(2). "You must be very stupid for saying I
bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're
stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Reporter
(3). "How will you tell me I don't have right to
treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I
installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)
(4). "We want to thank the President for
bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information
Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)
(5). “I will rather kill myself than commit
suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010)
(6). "If I don't contest, Nigerians will feel wan
kine" - President Goodluck Jonathan to
Christiana Amanpour on CNN
(7). "God is a Democrat, does not support
rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means
God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang
(. "President Yar'Adua can rule from
anywhere in the World"- AGF Michael
Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'Adua
(9). "Most of what Nigerians call corruption is
not corruption. It is mere stealing" - President
Goodluck Jonathan (2014)
(10). “I can see camera people. Are they going
to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience
Jonathan (2012)
(11). "Na only you waka come? Diaris God o!"
- Dame Patience Jonathan (2014)
(12). “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attacks
are everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ
(13). "Those that died at the Immigration
stampede died as a result of impatience"- Min
of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014)
(14). "Boko Haram has restricted my
movements within Nigeria. Why are you
asking me to go Chibok? Will that #
BringBackOurGirls? - President Goodluck
Jonathan (2014)
(15). "No girls were abducted from Chibok. It
is a hoax to make President Jonathan look
bad." - Unofficial Presidential Spokesman,
Asari 'Obese Thug' Dokubo (2014).
(16). "I did not say Boko Haram was in my
cabinet. What I said was they were everywhere
in my government." - President Goodluck
Jonathan (2014).

1. "We want to thank the president for
bringing Facebook to Nigeria." - Information
Minister, Labaran Maku.
2. "You press men, you always say there are
no minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola,
Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite."
- Barkin Zuwo
3. "Foreign investors should ignore Boko
Haram and invest in Nigeria." - GEJ
4. "I will water your school and fire your
school." - Orji Uzoh Kalu
5. "Nigerians, don't panic. Terrorist attack is
everywhere ... maybe it is our turn." - GEJ
6. "I will rather kill myself than commit
suicide." - Dame Patience Jonathan
7. "I founded this school for the masses and
the school fees is 850,000 naira." - Atiku
Abubakar
8. "Until I see someone eating out of the
gutters before I believe there is poverty in
Nigeria." - Umaru Dikko
9. "Telephone is not meant for the poor. " -
David Mark
10. "The worth of a child born and bred in
Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the
United States." - Yakubu Gowon
11. "School is not meant for the poor, only for
the rich." - Ikedi Ohakim
12. "At 50, Britain is still battling with King
Arthur and the knights of the round table so
Nigeria is not doing too badly." - Diezeani
Allison- Madueke
13. "Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free
and fair election in Nigeria." - Olusegun
Obasanjo
14. "The corp members where destined to die,
nobody can run away from destiny." - Mallam
Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State
15. "On behalf of 20 million naira, I'll donate
my family" - Dame Patience Jonathan
16. "We, the PDP did not win this election, I
have gone to church to confess, I gave them
money and they called the result." - Chris Uba
17. "I want to commend the doctors and
nurses for responding to treatment." - Dame
Patience Jonathan

Dame, Dame, Dame.. cracking Nigerians up since 2011

how does that improve ur miserable life? Silly goat!

Shortyy:
Dame, Dame, Dame.. cracking Nigerians up since 2011

why did you cover ur mouth??person mess for where you stand?

Faculty14:
why did you cover ur mouth??person mess for where you stand?

lmao. that's style

Shortyy:

lmao. that's style

;Dnice hat!.Uve got fine eyes

Faculty14:
:Dnice hat!.Uve got fine eyes

thanks.

Shortyy:

thanks.

Sent you a pm..got it yet??

Faculty14:

Sent you a pm..got it yet??

nope. is it through email?

Shortyy:

nope. is it through email?

yep

Faculty14:
yep

will check later

Shortyy:

will check later

alright

Faculty14:
alright

they wrote i'll have to be connected to read it. (whatever that means)

Shortyy:

they wrote i'll have to be connected to read it. (whatever that means)

send a pm back to me